Katringa (aka. Kat, Kati, Katy, Katrings, KATTEH, Kay, Jat, Jatr) is a middle-aged European slave trader who is very possibly a female. S/he is NOT an icecream cake, and does not in the slightest resemble one, thankfully. S/he is also kind of immortal and has sharks coursing through her veins. To everyone's surprise, Kat is a better and more popular dancer as a zombie than she was as a human.
S/he does not leave home without his/her horse and does not return home before inflicting damage upon innocent civilians. His/her specialities involve cake-baking and anti-shark defense. S/he spends his/her free time unlocking new vehicles in the horse technology tier, designing painfully useless things and tearing trucks in half with his/her bare hands.
OH GLORIOUS CUPCAKE
how your soft, cakey texture warms my heart
your perfectly shaped icing brings a smile to my face
as I unleash my passionate hunger upon you and tear you to pieces
bleeding a rainbow of sprinkles onto my previously clean eating surface.
A family portrait (July, 1997)
Katringa's second cousin. For the most part, s/he has little to do with that side of the family.
EVERYONE WANTS THIS
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