Katringa is a middle-aged European slave trader who is very possibly a female. S/he is NOT an icecream cake, and does not in the slightest resemble one, thankfully.

S/he does not leave home without his/her horse and does not return home before inflicting damage upon innocent civilians. His/her specialities involve cake-baking and anti-shark defense. S/he spends his/her free time unlocking new vehicles in the horse technology tier, designing painfully useless things and tearing trucks in half with his/her bare hands.

OH GLORIOUS CUPCAKE

how your soft, cakey texture warms my heart

your perfectly shaped icing brings a smile to my face

as I unleash my passionate hunger upon you and tear you to pieces

bleeding a rainbow of sprinkles onto my previously clean eating surface.

A family portrait (July, 1997)

Katringa's second cousin. For the most part, s/he has little to do with that side of the family.

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