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Jake

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on January 19, 2009 at 7:38:28 pm
 

AKA Amy.

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BoingBoing, stop making malicious edits you fucktard

                                                                      love, Fractal

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Hmmmm, well. i like to think, im the bio deasle in your car, the grease in your chains, im the butter in your bread, the shampoo in your hair?

but im there, watching you.

But im helpful some, and annoying sometimes.

I usually pitch ideas at people. 

IF YOU SEE THIS YOU GUNNA GET RAPED!!!

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I'm an Idiotic fool with no real life, Socially disconnected, and has severe depression problems. DEADBEAT. (Is known to be Nihilistic at times.

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AND THIS... is my song


 

Now this is the story all about how

my life got flipped, turned upside down

and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Nebtown

In West Philadelphia born and raised

on the playground where I spent most of my days

chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

when a couple of guys said "we're up in no good"

started making trouble in my neighbourhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Nebtown"

I begged and pleaded with her the other day

but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

she gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket

I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it

First class, yo this is bad,

drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass

is this what the people of Nebtown livin' like,

hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a Nolphin and when it came near the

licenseplate said "S.A.D" and had a dice in the mirror

if anything I could say that this nolphin was rare

but I thought naw forget it, yo home to Nebtown

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

and I yelled to the Nolphilot "Yo, home smell you later"

looked at my kingdom I was finally there

to settle my throne as the prince of Nebtown 

 

This is a typical day in my time in nebtown: 

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This pretty much describes Jake:

ie. AWESOME

 

 

 

 

 

 

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