Hot off the heels of Youtube's success, another video site known as "Jewtube" has taken off. The site which contains more videos with even less thought onto what actually interests people in videos. Some speculate that this level of bad had to have been created by professionals, because no stander video poster could create some of the things seen on this site. To get a more in-depth report on what's happening we talked to an expert. We went to Youtube Labs. The place where Youtube finds out what people like to watch, and then fucks that up so badly that they wonder why they even bothered clicking on a title labeled Best Video Ever. We learned a lot from these masters of disasters, and here's what the vice president had to say.

Sample of Standard Youtube Viewers

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Sample of Standard Jewtube Viewers

     "You see creating a really horrible video is not as easy as some may think. It takes years of research to compile enough data to make something so horrendous that people get depressed, cut themselves, and then continue to watch more videos to make the pain go away. We've constantly been upgrading the horseshit we pump into our videos since the dawn of time, and we'd like to think that were the best at what we do, but with this new competitor we've had to rethink some ideas. This Jewtube has pumped out things that even our staff can't stand to watch, and we create this shit on a regular basis. You see at the start we just thought it was a rival shitty video producing company, but it seems that this is not the case. The site is actually a community of people who... dare I say it make these videos for fun, and maybe a little attention. I struggle to see how they can do this work without being paid. I mean I looked at some, and to be honest I got a little bit of throw up in my throat. The site contains some of our most popular video styles. The kinds with really, really loud noises, Hannah Montana Videos, and worst of all people who make videos out of ragdoll screenshots. You know the kind that make no fucking sense, and are just captioned photos of what the authors must have interpreted as humourous expressions, but they're not! Yeah we INVENTED those, and these people are doing them with the frequency, and excellency of trained professionals. They got it all, skewed audios, dim lighting, no plot. Every single advance we've thrown into the business throughout the years, they've picked up upon, and started using. We never really thought that our target audience had the creativity, and brain power to even understand any of the fucking things we've put in our videos. I've already been forced to shut down a number of my departments, and it doesn't look good. With a non-profit organization in the our midst with an actual desire to make these videos we may be finished by next Summer. I wish I could sugar-coat this, but the truth hurts. Unless we can find some way to create videos at an even lower calibre than theirs we may be forced to becoming an honorable, and trustworthy place to post, and find quality videos. This would be a deep loss to society as we know it.

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