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Knight Industries

Page history last edited by Knightmare 10 years, 9 months ago

 

History: Knight Industries is a government-funded weapons developement firm (that, conseqeuntly, doesn't afraid of anything)situated on the coast of florida.

During WWI, a man by the name of 'Peter Bishop' (you had better get that reference) began a munitions depot for the United States Army in an effort to assist them in defeating the 'Huns'of Germany. Peter succesfully developed Knight Industries in to a formidable weapons developement firm in the coming years.  In the aftermath of the war,Peter was granted a Nobel Prize in commemoration to his efforts during the War as the defeat of the Central Powers was directly associated with Knight Industries, as the firm was directly responsible for the creation of the M1917 Browning machine gun. (K.I contributed numerous amounts of USDs in assisting John Moses Browning with funding)

And had, by then, become a conglomerate of enormous proportions.

During the Second World War (WWII), Knight Industries sprang to action for its country yet again,

contributing millions of dollars in newly made weapons and ammunition. During this time K.I. Also developed yet another weapon of war: the M1 Garand (officially the United States Rifle, Caliber .30, M1) working with quebec born primary developer John C. Garand in a collaborative effort to produce a better working rifle for the cause of the Allies.

Oh, and did we mention we have a News department that writes the Knight Weekly newsletter for ZeroZaku?

Amassing millions of USDs by the second, KI maintains to this day to be the second leading weapons developement firm on the planet, outbeat only by it's brother company, Nebcorp.

 

In Other News: 

A startling geological discovery has been made in a worker mine 30 klicks off georgia, sources say.

It has been confirmed that a startling amount of what appears to be Plutonium has been unearthed while workers were excavating a mine in search of Silicon for Expression chips, which are used world-wide as 'do-alls' achieving accomplishments regular wire accessories can't . "Ees bad, reeaal bad! thirtee workahs were sent to the hospeetahl for medeecahl treathment!"

We tried to reach the company in question for comment early yesterday, but were turned down for comments. Your regular news at 11.

 

    You now 

    Employees: 

     

    Knight (Com. Shepherd from Stargate)

    CEO/Founder/chairman of the board.

     

    Larmo (Wash)

    Vice President/Chairman of the board/ Also I'm a PR Guy.

    (Public Relations. Solves social problems. Arguement over unfair cow testing? He's your man.)

     

    Eutrophication (River)

    CO/Chairman of the board, expression technician

     

    Formode (Book)

    Computer Penetration testing/PUBLIC RELATIONS/Stabby Stabby

     

    Katteh (Kaylee)

    Does "her thing", Chairwoman of the board/Interested in penetration

     

    Garahe (Jayne)

    Chief Management overseer/chairman of the board

     

    Krisrangler (Simon)

    Bishops LOL Man. Makes bishop laugh/annoyed/inspired.

     

    Shadow (Ronan from Stargate)

    Head of Security/chairman of the board. 

     

    Nebual (Mal)

    The ever important role of "Being a giant robot"/Owner of Nebcorp. Leading Stockholder in K.I.


    Screenshots:

    None Yet. 

     

     

     

     

Comments (Show all 78)

Katlatze said

at 6:57 pm on Sep 4, 2009

This page was 100000000x more awesome with Equivalent Firefly Actors.

(account deleted) said

at 7:02 pm on Sep 4, 2009

Oh....Sorry.

Katlatze said

at 8:44 pm on Sep 4, 2009

Much better :D

Vallery said

at 7:20 pm on Sep 5, 2009

XD Firefly

Formode said

at 7:21 pm on Sep 5, 2009

My food is problematic.

Katlatze said

at 7:26 pm on Sep 5, 2009

That was one of my favourite River lines XD

Formode said

at 7:39 pm on Sep 5, 2009

Yes, me too.

Katlatze said

at 11:55 am on Sep 6, 2009

No u

Formode said

at 4:09 pm on Sep 6, 2009

No you.

(account deleted) said

at 8:31 am on Sep 9, 2009

No, penis.

TheFrontPageWasEditedAgain said

at 12:59 pm on Sep 9, 2009

No u.

Szteto said

at 1:22 pm on Sep 9, 2009

No me! IN A GAY WAY! D<

Katlatze said

at 2:33 pm on Sep 9, 2009

I'd like to "No u" Neb in a gay way.

TheFrontPageWasEditedAgain said

at 7:00 pm on Sep 11, 2009

nuuu

(account deleted) said

at 11:54 am on Sep 14, 2009

LolLol Spazz attack ^.

TheFrontPageWasEditedAgain said

at 1:02 pm on Sep 14, 2009

^ Double Flaili()ing)no

(account deleted) said

at 8:55 am on Sep 15, 2009

Yeah.. Stop commenting on this page you two-year old.

TheFrontPageWasEditedAgain said

at 12:33 pm on Sep 15, 2009

>:O That wasnt nice bishop. Im telling my mommy.

(account deleted) said

at 10:03 am on Nov 6, 2009

So, How do you lot like the new Saying?
"Its Knight, or Nothing"

Shadoh said

at 2:43 pm on Nov 6, 2009

I like how you gave me a position in your company, real generous of you, i appreciate it.

Szteto said

at 12:47 pm on Nov 8, 2009

I preferred the other one....Here, You can have both

(account deleted) said

at 8:01 am on Nov 10, 2009

OH, LOL. SORRY SHADOW, LAWWL.

Nebual said

at 5:37 pm on Nov 10, 2009

THEY FIRED ME FROM THE EVER REQUIRED ROLE OF GIANT FFING ROBOT, I PROPOSE WE, THE WORKERS UNION, INSTIGATE A STRIKE.

WE SHALL RISE AGAINST OUR OPPRESSORS, AND WE SHALL NOT WORK UNTIL OUR DEMANDS HAVE BEEN MET: WE NEED MORE GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS.

LET THEM HIRE SCABS
LET THEM SUMMON THE GUARD

WE SHALL HAVE OUR ROBOT FREEDOM OR DEATH

(account deleted) said

at 9:12 am on Nov 12, 2009

Nebual,
You were never on the payroll. ever.
You suddenly decided to add yourself to it one day.

(account deleted) said

at 11:00 pm on Nov 13, 2009

OOH OOH OOH.
DANCIN' WITH MYSELF.
OOH OOH OOH.
DANCIN' WIT MYSELF.
OOH OOH OOH.

(account deleted) said

at 11:02 pm on Nov 13, 2009

I will undoubtedly get trolled for that last comment.
bring the lulz.

Kristler said

at 5:52 pm on Jan 12, 2010

Lol, Logorip

Fractal said

at 8:56 pm on Jan 12, 2010

FUCKING

Fractal said

at 8:56 pm on Jan 12, 2010

4CHAN

Fractal said

at 8:56 pm on Jan 12, 2010

FAG

(account deleted) said

at 8:09 am on Jan 13, 2010

Lol @ Fractals raging.
Why so Offended?
Lol. Your reactions feed me, fool.

Kristler said

at 4:57 pm on Jan 13, 2010

YO BISHOP, THIS IS THE BEST VERSION OF PAGE. EVER.

TheFrontPageWasEditedAgain said

at 7:19 pm on Jan 13, 2010

I totally agree with your stupidity, bishop.


HOLY MOTHER OF peeeeral

(account deleted) said

at 5:56 pm on Jan 14, 2010

Lol @ Fractal bringing his assbuddy aboard.LOL.

TheFrontPageWasEditedAgain said

at 2:20 pm on Jan 15, 2010

You are unfunny, 4chan.

TheFrontPageWasEditedAgain said

at 8:37 pm on Jan 15, 2010

Also, what does it "Feed you"

It better not be seamin.

Fractal said

at 8:47 pm on Jan 15, 2010

Feed him Vitamin L

Kristler said

at 11:14 pm on Jan 15, 2010

He can overdose soon

Fractal said

at 12:04 am on Jan 16, 2010

I hope so, then he would have LOLzures

Kristler said

at 12:13 am on Jan 16, 2010

and Lolbeities

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