Katringa (aka. Kat, Katty, Katrings, KATTEH, Kay, Jat, Jatr, Mat, Katlatze) is a chairwoman of t3h board. To everyone's surprise, Kat is a better and more popular dancer as a zombie than she was as a human. (She was a backup dancer in Michael Jackson's Thriller, she was also his nose.)
She looks something like this:
She is illegally gay married to Neb and her theme song goes something like this.
OH GLORIOUS CUPCAKE
how your soft, cakey texture warms my heart
your perfectly shaped icing brings a smile to my face
as I unleash my passionate hunger upon you and tear you to pieces
bleeding a rainbow of sprinkles onto my previously clean eating surface.
A family portrait (July, 1997)
Katringa's second cousin. For the most part, s/he has little to do with that side of the family.
EVERYONE WANTS THIS
Katringa and the Nebtowners - a guide trough the virtual jungle By Clarence
Clarence: Hi, my names is Mr. Clarence
Clarence: i will be your guide to this amazing tour around the mind of Katringa
Clarence: Katringa may also be known as "Kat" or "KatLatte"
Clarence: but most peaple refers to her as: "That girl knows more E2 thant me - *Mingebag discconected form the game (Fcuk gmod, i suck)"
Clarence: The Katringa belongs to the "Nebtowners" species, or to the "Nebbies", as a cute name.
Clarence: This strange species can be found on "Yogurtastic Nebtown Parck"
Clarence: In this trip trough Nebtown facility we will focus on this uniqe race, called "Kattis Buildus"
Clarence: The Katringa spends most of his real-life time in 3 places, they are:
Clarence: 1- Under her bed, looking for food for his AntLions
Clarence: 2- Sitting in a chair, infront of a computer
Clarence: and finnally, but not less important, 3- Inside Nebual´s bed of "DOOM"
Clarence: Notice that the "DOOM" word is an ALIAS for the world love
Clarence: This word is forbidden at Nebtowns Enrichment and Soup Center becouse of it plans of world domination
Clarence: I am sorry, but i´m not supossed to tell the exact plans of this marvellous company
Clarence: Anyways, lets continue trough this hall please, no photos at this point
Clarence: This place is meant to be seen as the exact reproduction of the virtual-life of Katringas
Clarence: Here you can see what she does, who she speacks to, and lots of other amazing stuff
Clarence: Most of the time she is Nocliping in the air, without moving, with a big E2 advice at her head
Clarence: or just creating something complicated to make a watermelon go SPLAT
Clarence: knowing that a crowbar will work exactly the same
Clarence: At this Life-size representation, we can see Kat talking to an usual Nebtowner
Clarence: this Nebtowner is, nothing else than Fractal
Clarence: they usually discuss Neabuals creations, or Political issues
Clarence: but in this case, we have a unusual talk record, listen carefully please
Clarence: Kat: Look at this! Furries!!!!1!
Clarence: Fractal: Fuck! Wheres my *binded to kill button"?
Clarence: Fractal is dead
Clarence: It was a pretty simple talk
Clarence: but it left us speechless didnt it
Clarence: Lets continue please
Clarence: Sir you cant put that inside the Statues mouth
Clarence: now
Clarence: we are aproaching to the wild area of the Nebtown Facillity
Clarence: you shouldnt worry about the animals
Clarence: they are inside this huge cage just like us
Clarence: and if someone need help just call my assistan, Hugo, he is the one with the shotgun
Clarence: Oh look! a Shark Ragdoll!
Clarence: ok i will continue
Clarence: those ragdolls are left-overs of a now exilied nebtowner called "NatronBlood"
Clarence: he spent his entire life programming an E2 that gave life to the sharks
Clarence: and when he got succsesful, he disapierd
Clarence: i was present that day
Clarence: at first i tought it was a complot of the Nebcorp to steal that amazing chip
Clarence: but then the Nebcorp made a visit to my home and explained what happened
Clarence: I dont want to talk about what happened to Natron or how they made me understand
Clarence: lets contienue again please
Clarence: this is the entrance of the Old sector of the facillity
Clarence: at the dore we can see a huge statue of Nebual, holding an amazing toolgun on his hand, representing the battle of the Particles and how did Nebual created an E2 eraser to finish them off
Clarence: Sir i already told you to not put that inside statues mouths
Clarence: a few months ago, we could go inside this sector of the facility
Clarence: but some incidents with fungus containing made it imposible to survive there, as GlaDOS filled it with a funny smelling gas
Clarence: yes she did
Clarence: and fungus are uncontainable
Clarence: we are aproaching to the finish of this guide trhough this amazing mind
Clarence: filled of secrets, and labrinths, and jelly
KatLatte: WHAT HALF OF THIS STORY WASNT EVEN ABOUT ME
Clarence: SHUT UP
Clarence: DONT STOP MY IMAGINATION
Clarence: erase the mind of katringa and put the Facillity of Nebtown
Clarence: and change the last mind for establishment
Clarence: i will contienue a lil bit more
Clarence: This is the souvenier shop, you can grab anything you want, only if you pay it, of course
Clarence: here you have small statues, Sir you should stop that again
Clarence: puff gravity guns
Clarence: the todays top product is "Eau deu GlaDOS"
Clarence: a french perfume filled with lethal gas
Clarence: i hope everyone enjoyed todays visit
Clarence: i wish i could stay more with you, you were an amazing group to guide, exept of the statue obsessed guy
Clarence: you should get yourselfe analized
Clarence: bye everyone
Clarence: have a nice flight
Clarence: THE END