LAWL THIS ISNT SHADOW I SWAR IT

And this ismt Zonta i swear it

THIS ISN'T NEB I SWEAR IT

This isnt Krissped, i swear it!

THIS ISN'T CHEKOV I SWEAR IT

Gasp! Imposters!

I shall smack you all with the NASA cube! D:

DEATH TO THE NASA CUBE

Forget Nasa Cube, get your Friendly Neighbourhood Weighted Companion Cube.

And keep in mind that the Weighted Companion cube cannot stab and/or threaten to stab you, and, in fact, cannot speak.

But mine crushed me using phys_kill!

i demand a refund, GLaDOS. >_>.

Oh, did i mention i welded a knife (from CS:S) to it before it crushed me?

So yes, it DID stab me.

Yay!

Have you seen Neb's Compainon Cube V.2? It's essentialy a seeking, invisible rocket with the cube on the end.

SWEET. LOL.

I beleive it's in public folder, neb's projects.

I can't change my picture to this: <img src="http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp192/Muscovy_LvX/companion-cube.jpg?t=1228351692" alt="MOW">

Hey!

LOL SUP ALEX

Lol, a wiki

I SWEAR IM NOT ADOBO GUY!

I can't believe I'm not butter.

You're doing it wrong

Oh for heaven's sake.

The cake isn't a lie, Kat just got to it first.

(NOM-NOM-NOM)

Merry XMAS Folks

:D CAKE! Merry Christmas Nebtown!!

From the makers of "I can't believe it's not butter!" comes, "I can't believe it's not food!" Found at your local MCDonalds.

ahahah nice one

Lawl

OK, I can't believe this didn't occur to me before, but shouldn't nebtown be classified as a clan? We have all the things a clan needs, a server, a website, friendly admins/fanbase, etc., but the only thing we're missing is a three-letter ID tag at the beginning of our names. I'll take a wild guess and say that it begins with N and ends with B.

Lol I hate those damm tags. Thats probably the only reason we don't have them. I think they look corney. Especially people like 'NbT | {TK} | .:AfC:. | Atomisk' which just looks silly by having multiple. Other than that, we are a clan, guild, group, FAMILY.

Family.

{ROFLTOS} ARDVARK [TEAM OF EPIC NAMES OF LONGEVITY]

GUYS!! ME BACK!!!! I was really really busy... so anyway,,, what did i miss?!

Who the fuck are you?

:(

Yeah. Frog...

We never knew you in the first place.

well i guess i have been gone for a while then eh?

Jesus, frog its been along time lolz, no one knows you cause they all came after you left i think.

LOL XD.

Well Shadow is like a pioneer :D. Fill us in!

idk, he joined around when i joined or before i think. communication was lost along time ago.

yeah i was really really busy... sorry but now im back and able to fir in some GMod here and there

XD Mass amnesia is the best way to get kicked out of a club.

THE COMPOSITE OBJECT DOES NOTHINGGG

THE COMPOSITE OBJECT IS THE KEY TO DISCOVERING THE SECRET OF THE MEANING OF LIFE, IF IT ISN'T THE SECRET ITSELF

Remind me, what is the composite object?

READ: ABOVE POST

Seriously...

Seriously...

Why so serious?

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

YOU HURT MY E-FEELINGS

OH EM GEE, im liek installing gmod right nao geys

This isn't me I swear.

Buh, That joke is soo old now, boing.

Jk. XD.

STFU KRISS KAPEDOPHILE.

lolowned.

not rly.

Not really indeed.

Indeed not really.

Really not indeed.

I CONCUR WITH THE ABOVE POSTS

ALSO LOL PANTS

I Saw the obama picture and i Lol'd

I Saw the obama picture and i Lol'd

WELL I DONT THINK YOU DID

MWAHAHA, I HAVE NO SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS.

You must live on the dark side of the moon. There is two weeks between the time zone there and the one where I'm at.

No two time zones are two weeks apart.

im not officially enrolled in a school atm so, im moving friday, driving from california-missouri it'll take about 3 days. then the school im going to has a week off for some reason unexplained so yeah, 2 more weeks of winter break pl0x?

D:

@Fractal: There isn't even a time zone on the moon dumbass. I was trying to be funny, unsuccesfully.

Also, Steam seems to have problems with freezing my new comp so i wont be online for about a week.

Good luck with your move then Shadow, if the steam thing stays email me.

Ty neb, will be on the road for about 4-5 days then ill hopefully be settled in and ill try to fix teh steamz.

Also, gratz on having 2 servers again?

ALL YOURE PACMAN ARE BELONG TO ME (AND I WILL TAKE ALSO ALL THE CUPCAKE WHILE I'M HERE)

Name: Katringa
Species: Cupcake
Status: MIA - Believed to have been taken hostage by Zonta
Reward: $5,000 if returned alive

Small Update

Name: Katringa
Species: Cupcake
Status: MIA - Believed to have been taken hostage by Zonta
Reward: $5,000,000 if you want to see her alive
Delay : 72 hrs
Nota : If in 72 hrs i don't have my 5 million i will eat her!

MAKE YOU'rE TIME

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Z

O.O NEBTOWN!! HELP!!!!

Im Missing a few cents sorry, EAT HER!

Mento's

It may be a perfectly good cupcake, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!

I miss Nebtown.

Any new updates? =\...

Name:Fris [Neb >->]
Status: Depressed
-NOTE- : Emergency Nebtown fun injection is requred.

We need 120cc of Nebtown! Stat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwYsziWsBms

You got 20h30 left before i eat the cup cake

Hey guys, just to let you know, I've recently become acquainted with hammer, and it can be expected that nebtown be receiving a steady income of maps to drool on.

I'm currently working on an SB3 map. It has no planets, and you start off on a space station with limited resources. The goal is to work together to scavange resources from trash being sucked into a black hole, struggling for survival.

Preliminary tests show that the map is currently not feasible for lengthy sessions, but once the map has been expanded we expect it to be hosted for hours at a time.

EDIT: Jake's link is broken.

"I'm currently working on an SB3 map. It has no planets, and you start off on a space station with limited resources. The goal is to work together to scavange resources from trash being sucked into a black hole, struggling for survival."

And/or draining the station's supply of O2 and Nitrogen and destroying the storage devices... :D

@ Neon, I Removed it.

NOM-NOM-NOM = Cupcake was eated

reason : i did'nt get the money


muahahahahahaha

Z

@Jake: Um... Why?
@Fractal: The rest of the nebtowners will destroy you.
@Zonta: I'm sure Kat was loving every second of it.
@Nebual: Um... Zeeky-Boogy-Doog!

Unno.

I DO NOT APPRECIATE THE CONSUMPTION OF KAT.

HOW DID SHE TASTE?

Shhhhhhh, Brian still doesn't know where I am, LOL. For our purposes, I am writing this to you from Zonta's stomach. Hello!

:D HELLO, You should be digested very soon.

/me doves into Jake's stomach to retrieve the partially digested Kat. Upon his failure, he hits Jake in the stomach with a baseball bat to induce vomiting.

I Have been beaten for false accusations, IT WAS ZONTA!

Neon, you failed because you went into the wrong stomach.

Indeed,

I know, I just wanted to hit you with a baseball bat. :)

*Shoots rocket chainsawgun at Neon.*

ROFL you guys. XD

*Murders everyone*

You can't beat me, I tricked GLADos into switching to my side!

I murdered GLaDOS too.

Nuh-uh, she's still alive. She even wrote a love song for me about being alive. Well, she didn't SAY she loved me per say, but that's what she meant. I'm sure of it.

You're crazy.

I'm not crazy, that cube is evil! It's going to stab me damn you!

Neon, Face it, THE CUBE IS A LIE!

Kris is coming back to Gmod. if i can fix it, that is.

And Fact, still in spite? =O.

I HAS RETURNEDED

AND I AS WELL DO NOT APPRECIATE THE EATINGS OF FELLOW NEBTOWNIANS.

I do.

-Chomp-

Hm...Shadow tastes like...

sugar. Yum.

FYI, I rigged my computer to refresh this page every two seconds. It will be interesting to see how many times this page has been raped when I turn off the program tomorrow morning.

Hrm. Did some quick math, two seconds isn't smart. I'll lower it to one minute. If the number of views is approximately 500 then my master plan will have succeeded.

Raped 849 times... that's interesting. It's considerably larger than my last estimate, partially due to my having been pulled away to some sort of car race tihs morning. Happy Saturday everyone!

"THE COMPOSITE OBJECT IS THE KEY TO DISCOVERING THE SECRET OF THE MEANING OF LIFE, IF IT ISN'T THE SECRET ITSELF"
What, it's 42?

THE 1969 DODGE CHARGER IS THE SECRET TO LIFE!

OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU FIND SUCH A PERFECT PICTURE

LOTS OF LOL

Methinks someone drew it.

No one else loves sharks and hates nasa more than we do.

Yay. That's all I have to say. Yay.

Steam still hates my computer, 1 in 3 times i run it, it just freezes up on loading the main window, other times it just freezes up in-game, if anyone knows, or thinks they know how to fix this tell mehh.

In response to Shadow's Steam problems: Steam sucks, and Valve has defiled the source engine by creating it.

Get an emulator, or pacsteam.

Neon, are you fucking retarded? Steam predates the source engine by several years, and is a fantastic service.

This seems familiar. I was called names shortly after claiming there was a time zone on the moon. I guess no one can tell if I'm serious or not.

And in hindsight: Pacsteam sucks more. So what the hell made you think I would say that honestly.

Cry Engine II Beats the cock off of Source Engine.

Well I can't exactly read sarcasm off of text

Okay guys, seriously stop using Pacsteam. Its illegal, immoral, and theft of Valve's property. If you like their products even slightly, go out and pay for them. Show your support for their work and their amazing platform Steam, which is utterly revolutionary for the PC gaming market, which would not be near where it is today if not for gamers supporting Steam.

Now for everyone who isn't Fract, go get the Undeadpatch lol. Its a very slight modification of standard Steam, rather than Pacsteam which is buggy. You can even keep your gcf's, just DL steam and apply the patch...

I CONCUR ^^^

I CONCUR ^^^

"Its illegal, immoral, and theft of Valve's property."

HYPOCRITE ALERT

LOL YEAH TOTALLY

GARLIC + SPINICH = EWWW, Dont put garlic in it folks,

MOAR WIKI ACTIVITY IS REQUIRED IN THEES TIMES OF NON-ACTIVISTISY

MOAR VESPANE GAS IS REQUIRED!

RAPTOR JESUS + VESPANE GAS = ASPLOSIONS

Raptor Jesus wishes to revive Krissped's GMod.

Even he fails.

And yes, im still lurking the wiki. =\.

Kriss, gtfback on Nebtown.

... Actaully, that goes for alot of you. Yeah, I'm looking at You Fract, Kriss, Shadow, Boing, Jake, Atom, Alex-get-a-better-comp...

;_; I try, I really do! But I am allergic to lag.
Gawddamncanadianinternetserviceproviders.

im trying to figure out why steam randomly decided to hate my comp, im sending it back in this weekend (LOL NOT GEEK SQUAD THIS TIEM)

GeekSquade

Hey my babies. It's your bestest friend, Nova! =D

Rwar.

Nolphin V4 looks lkie cake.

Thats because its made of lies.

... And runs on children's fear.

... Did I mention it can go 0-600garries a second REALLY FREAKING FAST? And stable? And can be installed using... hell, 0 wires? As in, a blind ferret with an opposable thumb could install it? PROPERLY?

My pic made the front page! lol

Grrrr, Nebual I think Nebtown Dedicated needs rebooting again. I'm getting the "retrieving server info" bug =(.

P.S. I CAN DESTROY THE COMPOSITE OBJECT !!

CALENDAR I MISS YOU

WERE DID CALI GO D: Fractal..

Neb Thanks for uploading that Stargate SVN Zip, It fixed my stargate stuff, and i somehow managed to get most HL2:Ep2 textures without owning HL2:Ep2, but im happy now i can use stargates in singleplayer =).

OK, I edited the front page. Don't kill me plz. *whimper*

SHADOW DOES NOT LIKE THE NEW WIKIE AND I HAVE RETURNED WITH MY OWN COMPUTER!

I didnt eeeedit the front page.

Neon did.

By the way...

Everyone click the 'GTFOver here.'

and the 'HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE' pl0x.

TO DA NEW WIKI

Omg I LOL'd so hard at the frontpage XD

RICKROLLS

REVIVE PL0X

This Isnt Bishop I swear it?

*pheonix down*

your only a few months late bishop, jeez that trend is so last nebyear.

This is Kat. Seriously.

I swear it.

XD Thanks, shadow. I AAAAMMM IIIIIIIRRRROOOOOONNN MAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!11ELEVEN!1

Hey guys guess whoes back on the wiki?

ZONTLER!!!!

I KNEW IT

NO YOU DIDN'T

o.o.

PUT THAT KNIFE IN MY ASS PLEASE.

I THINK I WILL

Thank god hes finally gone. I was getting ready to come up to wtfeverevilfuckingtrinexx lives and Deck him in the face.

Trinexx pwns you

When people say "deck him in the face" I always picture them smacking people with a skateboard. Which is intense.

i bet, also WHAT THE FLAKE HAPPENED TO THE FRONTPAGE BATTAL?

KRIS HAPPENED.

NO, KAT HAPPENED. ALL OVER THE FRONTPAGE.
LIKE, NAO.

I really like my nolphin achievement.

Sorry guys, Don't chew on my head for the cleanup.

added the links to the sidebar.
the screenshots went in the screenshawts folder.

I guess the cleanup wasnt so bad.

Thanks! sorry for being an ass to ya, mate.

HAI EVERYONE ITS ME JOHN FREEMAN :D

IT WAS SO BAD. HE;S PURE CONCENTRATED EVIL. LIKE RACHEL RAY.

....Lol, what?

I support the front page edits!! Hi Brian :DDD

:DDDDDD

Holy fucking punk pictures batman.

Holy Numa numa remix, Formode!

Crikey, that sounded homosexual.

Just a tad.

SHARK EATIN' MAH SHADOW!

GRETA STOP EATING SHADLER

FUCK SHADLER HE'S EATIN MAH WAFFLZ

WAFFLZ ATE ME AND SHARK ATE WAFFLZ.

WAFFLZ STOP EATING SHADLER

JAKE STOP EATING PENIS

VAGINA

mmm waffles

Umm, who are you?

She's a hoe. ^^

Dudes, Brian = Brian Nguyen = John Freeman = Fenix = Your mother.

He has too many damn names. he needs the name achievement.

You idiots are fucking up THE CLEAN FRONT PAGE, IT IS DIRTY AGAIN, YELL AT ME UNTIL I DECIDE TO CLEAN IT, BEING LAZY.

Everybody hates biiishhop. All he does is commplaiiin. EVEN WHEN THE FRONT PAGE. IS CLEEEAN

The frontpage looks fine noob.

Nub, your just sad that you plagiarized all of your E2s, and I called it out on it. I even fouhttp://nebtown.pbworks.com/nd the link for that stick man thing you said you made. "crazy stickman":http://www.wiremod.com/forum/contraptions-saves/11658-crazy-stickman.html
Also...."mandrelbrotsetbygawsher":http://www.wiremod.com/forum/contraptions-saves/13179-release-mandelbrot-set.html
I bet I can find others you stole. And before you say :"i never said i wrote that stick man e2!" yes, you did.

... LMFAO. The awesome buttons made me rofl.

Bishop (Again) = Becoming a GIANT. ASSHOLE.

Woh wait. So I DID write that stickman E2?

Also bishop. Stop complaining. Your sounding ALOT more sad then me.

4 COMMENTS. IN A ROW. AMAZING /awesomesmiley

HAHA KAT, THE AWESOME BUTTONS WE'RE THE WINNEST THING IN THE SHOP, LOL.

i thought the mouse pad was quite bitchin if i do say myself.

No way guys its all about the BBQ Apron.

Lol, fuck all that. YOU NEED A KNIGHT INDUSTRIES COFFEE MUG.
Lol. Too bad thar aint one.

I think we need BBQ apron porn.

WE DO, Also I'd like to purchase one (1) Knight Industries "Employee of the Month!" Coffee Mug

Liahk Guyz! Im makin Custom products 4 nebtown. All I n33d is imAges!

Lawl, we have those?
also: WHO EDITED THE COMPANIES OUT OF THE SIDEBAR? IT WAS THE BEST PART ABOUT IT. DO NOT WANT.

LOL WHOS THE COOL KID WHO'S POSTIN HIS PIC ALL OVER OUR FRONTPAGE.

Incidentally: TYLER FRANSEN

Looks like he's in Frankston.

LOL

LOLZOR

KAT MY B-DAY IS 1 WEEK AFTER YOUR B-DAY :DDD

:DDD What do you want for your bday?

probaly ep 1 or 2 or maybe command and conquer

I don't have any internet moneys so I will instead choreograph an interpretive dance for you :D

I Have intenret moneyz

I also have internet monies

I have monopoly monies.

i be robbin that monopoly bank blind while banker dont look.

well im probaly gonna get the ep pack for my b-day anyways :)

Shadow give me my fake money back man, wtf.

only if you can answer this question: DUCKSLOL?

CAKES + PIE = LIE
THAT IS THE ANSWER

Nono, cake (lie) + pie (truth) = balances out to neutral.

guess what... CLARENCE HERE BITCHIS: you all owe me a FLAN, and a exp2 tutorial, but WHAT THE TOAST!

forg0t, garrysmod.org dosnt work for me (shows: ) SO PUT MAP MIRRORS

shows: http://coblitz.codeen.org/s3.garrysmod.org/files/number/file.zip

HAY SHUDUP COMMENTING 3X IN A ROW ISNT COOL.

FUCKING COMMENT WHORE.

Cleaned up a bunch of shit, added a seperate connect page with FAQ. Shortened Sidebar. Please refrain from trolling forward-facing pages (Services, Troubleshooting, SVN, Maps. Frontpage is fine as long as top is kept semi clean.

PS Is there any way to prune comments? Frontpage is retardedly long and lags up slower computers.

NO, KAT, E2=MC Hammer.

also, wtf is clarence.
and why THE FUCK DID HE COMMENT 3 TIMES IN A GODDAMN ROW?!
TOURRETTES?

Andy: No cleaning comments unless Neb says we can, I'll ask again later :3

Clarence is a friend of mine he's kind of crazy :D Clar, why can't you use garrysmod.org? Wtf man?

deleting comments is like deleting nebtowns history, do you know how long ago i posted "LAWL THIS ISNT SHADOW I SWAR IT" FUcking ages bro. FUCKING AGES.

YEAH!!!!

srry for commenting 3 in a row, i forgot to say everything in a comment. LAWL. im not very kno0w in tha sever, but i still connect in it, as Kat said, im fkn nutz. :D and garrysmod.org suck (for me) cant download shit. hi everybody, i still whant FLAN

NOOO THEY BLOCKED NEBTOWN AT SCHOOL. NOW I CANT LOOK UP AWESOMENESS

Lol for what reason? FUrry Porn?♠

Clar: I know who you are! :D I remember your first day on Nebtown...Anyway, I used to have the same issue, it stopped when they changed servers right before summer...No idea how to fix it, maybe try a proxxy?

GUESS WHAT! GOD(Nebual) answered my prays and now garrysmod.org is in torrent!, i can dowload thing... im gonna cry. also, i remember my first nebtown day, i wanted to random deathmatch:D and i went on respected in, 2 minutes? good memoryes. (OMG what a bad grammar, still idc, im from Argentina so.) BYE

Hosting sites. If I remember one, I'll use a proxy

Hey guys! I just found about 41000 songs on my external hard drive. Want them? Too bad. That's 358 GB.

the fuck is the point of having over 9000 songs at a time noob.

What do you has Pain? :O

No freaking idea.

What you can't memorize a database of 41000 songs? pfft.

Can you?

No shit.

I think Neb might be Gay...

You'd like that wouldn't you.

Im sure i would.

ITT: Pain is the only person ever who can actually fill an iPod

False, My stepdad's 120 Gig is full, mostly with music, but there are some pictars

My first iPod broke and is a load of shit. Same with my second. I never listen to my iPod.

D= So my powercord is borked, so i might be...ermm....not on nebtown for a bit. maybe a week, maybe a month, maybe a YEAR. (<-lolwutno)

So, basically, I'm talking to you via my web page design class...I'll be able to be on friday, seeing as i have the class again that day. Or, maybe, mom'll be able to get us a new powersource and I'll be spamming nebtown again with constant streams of E2s, chat, and pr0nz. Neb, did you take a stroll down gmod lane yet? tried gmodtower? Kat, wtf, stop eating my oranges.
So, I have a wierd idea to just go ahead and make a stargate out of E2,wire, and, of course, SG stargate props. Its gonna be like totally useless, but yeah. Not really. I'm more interested in getting my lightning working correctly so i can fry kris' ass with it. Nat, go put some deodorant on. Bum. See ya later, mates, gotta finish with my web page.

Kat! God damnit, get your own oranges.

Clarence note of the week. first episode:
its been a long time sine i dont see Kat, i actually remembered her yesterday, in my english (test mark: 4) class. becouse my friend was talking about jumanji.

resume: KAT! START CONNECTING ON THA SERVER!!!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

LOL DO IT AGAIN!

KAT! What the hell, give me my oranges back!

Bishop, I love you XD And miss you. Fix powercord soon plz. <3

Clarence, what was your test out of?! Not 100 I hope. I'll be on the server tonight prolly. Join me :D

test: note was from 1 to 10 :D (i fail), so, this 3 days im going to be on tha serveh like all day niggas, ARGENTINA SUCKS AT FOOTBALL. sos un a trola barata :D (i love you in porteños spanish) cya

Soo. Its friday. Wassup, nubs? bad news, see.
No powercord get until possibly a while. Or not a while.
It depends honestly on if and when they're able to get a new model:206 TARGUS power adapter for my cord, and them and thar yewslezz suppliars seem to be out of stock, conveniently. (I blame neon for this fact.)
So. Someone leave a long and lengthy comment here and explain what I'm missing on nebtown. and omg, if someone tells me neb reinstated fungus, I'm going to fucking tear neon a new asshole and feed someone the remains. I'm serious, I've been fucking complaining for fungus for goddamn weeks.
Also, I'm contemplating actually E2ing fungus, but see, prop limit sucks.
That, and I'm sure Its out of my range of win. my range of win is extensive, but it extends only as far as neb has taught meh.
Why am i typing such a god damn lengthy comment?
Blackhole get?
Yeah, so might be a while until powercord get (or not..)
But, I'm happily living my life in november 5, 1965.
1965?
Hah! of course.
November 5th 1965...haha, It was the date i came up with the idea for the flux capacitor!
Lolwut.

Update: getting back from lunch. Ok, so I see that today is mystery pizza friday, right?
So i ditch that and get up in the junk food line. Get my mcdonaldzy goodness (I'm being sarcastic here, 'oh, i can't beleive its not food!) , and I sit down. out of the corner of my eye, I see three girls chatting it up over their mystery pizza, right? Look up, and what I see makes me double-take. Its the Girl I used to tease on the bus as a 7th/8th grader, only, she's hit the puberty point. See, Emily was a short lil' 6-year-old-lookin' shortie who I liked to poke (and subsequently get my ass kicked) by. I'm older than her, but only by a year, shes a freshie, while i'm a soph. Boy, Em's got it goin'. I mean, REALLY going. She's beautiful.
I get up after the bell rings, and she walks over and says "Hey, *(not saying my name, I'll replace it with 'Bishop')*, Think You can go to the movies with us Tomorrow?" My hearts pounding at this point, but I still ahve that trademark stoic expression on my face. "Sure" I reply "What time?" "Six. Don't be late," WTFBOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
So yeah, Date get. More updates on tuesday. See ya then, nubs.

It's a man

jeez bishop dont jizz yourself when a girl talks to you for the first time, it happens bro gotta get over it.

say nasty things to her and she is yours (bad idea)

"My hearts pounding at this point, but I still ahve that trademark stoic expression on my face."

Ahh, we know it well.

We need a forum.

Bishop: You're doing it wrong. See Fract's comment

Silly Paindood, the wiki is a forum. :)

no need for a forums we had one before and the same thing will happen if we get one again, everyone will use the wiki and the forums will be for lulz.

......M00.
Hey nubs. I managed to get hold of a Computer, and I viewed the latest gazelle. >.>
can you people go ahead and do me an enormous favor?
Make an Expression 2 with the following:
@inputs Vector
if(Vector & Vector) {int(randomnumberhere)}
#<<End Chip Text>>
and then wire that to the 'Y' on an ANRAAM Launcher. The next missile should inevitably fly awkwardly upward, if i did the chip right.

So yeah, we had an awesome time at the movies, lawl.

I bet once you get your computer working again and start having no life again, she'll dump you. D:

This.

God damnit. You guys are snorting too many pixie sticks.

I prefer smoking them.

^What Shadow said

... Gaw too

^What Jake said

But this isn't Jake I swear it!

@For: I hope nawt D=
At computer class nao.
Neb. do me a favor and Tell me the function and syntax for the writing/spawning dupe custom functions. I'm contemplating making a universal gate-Jammer.

Just to torture You guys, of course, nothing serious, like world domination (MUAHAHAHAHHAAA!!)
Goddamnit, nebtown, can you guys tone down the awesomeness?
I don't have a life whenever my computer is functionable. Fucking sucks.
Did someone actually do the experiment? or what? I kind of want to know the results. But dont try it on excess waters, If you put an exceptionally high number in the 'int()' category, your ass is likely to be smoked out by the fucking low-ass skybox. God, i hate that map.


~Desu

If you ever desu again I'LL KILL YOU SLOWLY WITH TWELVE ANGRY WEASELS!!!!

I just got the ' Longest Consecutive Comment' achievement!

LOLWUT, KAT.

Do it dawk

i hate school, i hate geography and history, i hate my uncles girlfriend pr0n (not). i still love natrons sharks, my "partyman" E2 chip, and my big ass di@#k. and as i wish this happens to Bishop... i slept with mah girlfriend (her first) <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 8==> :D

nuu

Oh yea.

DESU DESU DA

UHYEHASTICKITIN

Reason 1e17 why I hate school: We got a lecture about why it's illegal to make friends and use implied humour.

OMG i made a huge mistake... i became the first one of my girlfriend... and im gettint tired of all this uhmmmm honeybears partyies... VOTATION: SHOULD I DUMP HER? 5 YES= DUMP 79 NO=STAY

CLARENCE LOLWUT?

I think its offical; Clarence doesnt maek sense half the time D:

"Im sorry Dr.Freeman, i cant let you do that" Was the first thing in my mind.

5 YES

I agree...Lolwut?

HQAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOLD SO HARD AT THE FRONTPAGE.

Update: I'm Baaaack.

@ Clarence's nonsensicalness: I've an E2 for that.
@ Clarence's Sex Comment: WUT.

E2 for having sex? COOL I WANT IT... OMG im hearing the most cool rave song in history of chinese food... girlfrien is dumped (party life again) and for 2 STEAM GIFTS i will give you the source of my aunt porn video (yeaaaaah)

...........This guys wierd, dudes.
Kat, did you say you know this guy from somewhere?

Nope, never heard of him before... >.> <.<

IM A MISTERIOUS MAN muahahaha. lawl... this is mah story here: I ENTERED THE SERVER AND SAW KAT, AS SHE IS PROBABLY AS MENTALY "INCREMENTED" (not) AS ME, WE BECAME GODZilla, THEN SHE WAS HAPPY AND NEVER CONNECTED ON THE SERVEH, i still connect cause im cool, still im not a B0T as NatronBlood (does he got a life?)... i forget what i was going to say. GO SOUTHAMERICANS! and miami dolphins!, and FUCK BRAZIL, Argentina is out of the football world championship D:D:D:D:D:...
OMG i said lots of shit... my Delet key is broken sow HAVE THIS FAGGS

Clarence: This isn't floorboard world, so I can't let you brew that starbucks. I'd rather appreciate it if you were to consider if anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like, I mean its just common sense.

OMG, HE FUCKING LIKES THE MIAMI DOLPHINS! FUCKING RIOT! RIOOT! RIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!!! I HATE THIS BITCH! RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!!


On another, ore lulsy note,
LOLOBAMA CALLED KANYE A JACKASS, LOLLOL

"I'd rather appreciate it if you were to consider if anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like, I mean its just common sense."
Wut. You made just as much sense as he clarence does.

Also, don't fucking diss my friend. Natron is awesome. he's also better than you, mate. Do YOU have a life? Now that i know your a Miami dolphins fan (I live in Lakeland, Florida) I'm going to hitch a nolphin to argentina and suicide-bomb your ass. does anyone fucking hate this kid as much as i do?

i know he's so dumb isn't he overlord Bishop? I just wish so many retards didn't go against your omnipotent authority.

Wut.

HAW-HAW BISHOP GOT PWNT BY HIS STALKERFRIEND.

The above Video, I am going to attempt to recreate using FRAPS and gmod over the weekend. I'm very inspired by it. (note: this is for my own personal reference)

lawl, i love natron and i actually don like any team, a friend does, and if i had a friend next to me (yes, i have friends) i will write that, i didnt understand what Nebual said... i didnt undestand myself sometimes... LAWL, hey why lawl and no lol? and i actually think Bishop is awsome, so STFU. k?

god stfu you random mess of fail.

Man, OK, shadow, I'm going to kiss you for that comment of win.

Do you like waffles.

No. I prefer Pancakes.

go french toasts!, AND FROM NOW ON, IM GOING TO COMMENT WHEN NESSESARY (never of course) see you when nessesary

Clar

You Spelled Necessary wrong. and fuck YOU, and your french toast, you miami dolphins fan freak.

Bishop, shut the fuck up. OH MY GOD HE LIKES A DIFFERENT SPORTS TEAM THAN YOU HATE HATE HATAE

You'll get over it, fractal. You'll get over it.

I agree with fractal. I LIKE MY PANCAKES WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPPIES.

Bishop ^^ SPAZZSPAZZSPAZ(Or as bishop would say. BUTHURT)

Hey, Man, I tried to be friends with you again.
I didn't want an apology.
You said fuck you, stop talking to me.

Wtf noobs be less mean D:

inorite.

711

DAT MEANS YOU TOO

Just to clear anything up, the ',stop talking to me' was still apart of my quote from what gawsher said.

(Bishop doesnt want to give upppppp. So he keeeeeps tryyyiiiing. Im not sure what hes trying to acccoooommmmplish. But im pretty sure its for his own GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!)

I like pancakes.

why dont both of you just not talk to each other, just like how me and fractal do.

That reminds me, why do you hate me again?

I forgot my imagination.
:(

Clarence is still alive

i dont hate you we just dont get along :P

That's like me and Fract too :P

Shadow, I don't not get along with you. I don't even KNOW you.

You seem to be agreeing with him in an argumentative tone sir.

The point is that Shadow arbitrarily seems to insist we don't get along even though there's been less than half an hour's interaction on Nebtown EVER between us.

I LIEK FRACTAL

Orlly

Yearly

dunno bro i guess it just never happened for us.

By the way, Kat, I do hate you.

Awwe D:

Why all the hate? D:

You can't be serious.

But hating only hurts both of us. I don't have any ill feelings towards you, the only thing I've ever disliked about you (or anyone, really) is your negativity D: But this doesn't belong here anyways, if you decide you don't wanna hate me anymore, toss me an email, I'll be around.

You're unbelievable.

See? This is nebtowns Dark Ages. The Age of Hate.
This is why my powercord 'broke'.
I'm just going to go ahead and take another 2-3 week break from nebtown again.
Gawsher hates me, Fractal Hates Shadow, Shadow Hates Fractal, Fractal Hates everyone, kat hates fractal, Gawsher hates greys, see? Its a neverending cycle of hate. and No, It's not for my own good.
I'm not trying to accomplish anything.

While I agree with your decision (Bish), and I've kinda been doing the same myself, It's just the arguing that goes on on the server, It's burning me out from the game. Also, You seem to have missed that fact that Kat said she did NOT hate Fract.

I feel biscuts.

Fract: Lol
Kat: Fract was sarcastic
Both of you: There isn't actually an argument here, btwlol
Bishop: No, you really aren't trying to accomplish anything, so get back on Nebtown.
Marlo: There has been very little arguing in the server itself, or between these two, or anything. Just a whole lot of people complaining about arguing (about complaining?)
Gaw: I know how you feel D:

Either way I AM suffering burnout from the game XD Nothing can change that, only time.

You dont delete my comments nub,

Jake it was very negative and frankly I can't approve of such. Only comment I've ever removed, don't be an unfunny troll.

Haw-Haw someone got owned.

Clarence is still alive. Well maybe he is dead.

Your talking about yourself. = =

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! SO WHERE NOT GONNA ARGUE ANYMORE! WERE GONNA PULL OURSELVES TOGETHER, AND WERE GONNA FIND A WAY TO REVIVE THE SERVER. AND THE FIRST THING WERE GONNA DO IS SEAL OF THIS WEB-......

OF LIES, BECAUSE IT WAS THE ONLY SHITTY SONG ON 01011001

BEN'S 100% CORRECT

Clarence is a ghost now!

Well, you're dead. When you're dead, I will be, still alive.

im making cience and im still a ghost!
(cience bad spelled, I KNOW BISHOP)

Still alive.

Bad meat.

Clarence ghost says: i prefer stupid talks instead of a faggs fight

DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN AT ALL OR IS IT JUST A TROLL LIVING UP THAR?

troll, no, brain? i dont think so? maybe im a petium 2

thnx for proving my point.

you are welcome. blip blup (cpu sounds) shutting down... wait 3 hours

Segfault.

Trolls live under bridges.

pentiums live in garbage. NEB ADD THE ADVANCED-POD CONTROLLER to the server, it makes SB a lot easier and cooler

what the fuck are you talking about, Clarence? We have the advanced pod controller.

Next time, use your eyes before wastin' our time.

What you talkin bout Louis

i know that its there, i click on it and my tool gun does anything. anything in mind?

1. close gmod
2. uninstall gmod
3. open up your tower
4. smash the things that look circuity
5. wait 4-5 years.

Clarence: In all seriousness. Update your Wire.

"i click on it and my tool gun does anything"

That means it's working

Anything? I suppose thats why the tool gun has like 610369136719387 modes.

True true. WAIT.

Shadoh: im being serious
Krissped: Done
Frac: W00T?

My sister + Efficiency = Paradox

OK, speaking of a paradox. Yeah...Umm..
So...I try to get on my laptop for a nebtown visit, right?
No powercord. Mom took it back.
But we're busy rigging a cool stationary computer.

It has an NVIDIA graphicals card!
using SDRAM!
Did I mention that the hardrive has some ungodly something wrong with it?
that's the only thing holding us back from having a win rig.
Also.
Guess what?
Neb, I think I should take a step forward in my training.
I'm going to construct an asguard transporter Control Interface. Just like NEON's.

Fag + Uber nerd= Bishop

person no one likes+nothing=jake.

i agree with shadoh, and i disagree with Jake (now he hates me).

and you could die watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkVYHUMCCwc&feature=related

Above comment is false, fact: You could die watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNOPphIviXc

both comments are true! not as cake

Davis made me lol so hard XD

D: kat i missed your b-day :| please reply to me using hotmail i dont get nebtown notifications anymore D:

Well fuck you too Clarence.

DIS COLOUR BE UGLY

Wait what

OH LAWD! EETZ DERE PROPAGAMDA!!

I just got home from school. My sister walked into the kitchen and wondered where the flowers from my parents' anniversary were becase they weren't in their giant wrapping. Right on the table were the giant flowers that you can't miss.

whats with all the NAZI pictures? it was a HARMFUL time for my grandparents grandparents (yes im JEW). im not complaining, but thats not funny at all

Then, LOLOLOLOLOL YOUR A J-- okay no.

Whose Armynut?
A newbie?

I Don't know a 'Sean Roberts' In nebtown. I'm assuming hes new.

OK.
Guess what?
Nothing.
Seems Emily dumped me.
But...wierd thing is,
I get a chick's number that I've been eying for the past DECADE. YES. I HAVE LIKED HER SINCE I WAS 6.
I have this sneaky suspicion She's noticed me sneaking glances over at her in bio I. (Disregard my post in things the sever needs)

lol

Its a good thing. She found out you had no life... finally.... Please don't marry girls with large noses. Thank you.

"Please don't marry girls with large noses" good tip, one a girl sticked her nose in mah eye when kissing. and im off from gmod, see you when my life starts sucking again

whodafuck deleted all teh comments.

Nobody deleted them. They're hiding.

oic

still unhappy that i dont have to scroll for five minutes to check the lastest fail on the comments.

GENTLEMEN

DID ANYONE SEE A RED SPY ON THE WAY HERE

It's probably for the best Bishop, you wouldn't want to date a guy named Emily anyways.

He was probably a spy. Was he red?

Most likely.

WOULDN"T BE WISE. DON'T WANNA SEE NEBUZ WHEN HES ANGRY

hey gaw what happened to your own wiki bro? shit failed didnt it? hmm, now who said that?

The wiki still exists, but it hasn't been updated since the 4th. Nebtown pwnt it.

Indeed.

That didn't take much, did it.

Nebtown's too awesome to resist.

:D

>:|.

Choo.

Choo.

Moo

Fuck you.

Saynomore?

Encore.

LOL SHADOW
"SHIT GOT PWNT, DIDNT IT?"
You guys are awesome.
hey, that reminds me.
It's coming up on the anniversary of my meeting nebtown.
And, in celebration,
I'm getting my poweetip back, and making a Railgun.

Lol, railgun.

Yes, I'm sure you possess the technological know-how to build a railgun.

Railgun? Like, make a train path with rails?

I think Neb has an E2 that makes rails as the train drives... ANYWHAR. :D

...No, alex.

Y'know. A railgun? gun that uses magnets to shoot things really really fast?

Yeah, Fractal, next time pop Gawshers dick out of your ass before you decide to talk on netown again.
Or, anywhere else.

No.

I've never heard the term rail gun used like that.
Do you think you could make one that only affects "metal" objects?

That's the only usage of railgun. It's a weapon that uses electromagnets to propel a slug down the barrel of the gun at high speed.

Aren't you like, studying this shit, Fract?

no?

Oh.

Oh hey i guess im still here.

Orly-- I mean razzlefrazzle.

Shadow is probably not going to be on the server for a damned long while.

I Hate bishop

i spy with my little eye a dick, but whos?

i like ketchups in toasts.

Pew.

God damnit Alex you are just stupid as hell.

At least I have Chicken! D<

LOL, I like alex.
Why are you guys anti-alex?

I don't think anyone other than Bob Dole is anti-me, and Bob Dole is frankly against anyone other than *the* Bishop.

Alex is like peanuts, yummy inside

Also Bishop is the bomb.

Bishop...

Bishop, we're anti-just-about-anybody. I mean, we had to pick SOMEONE and he fit the bill.

Also, mythbusters say nebtown is totally awesome.

Louis...

For some reason, AWESOMER.bmp loads BACKWARDS for me. Even more awesome!

Thats suprisingly awesome.

A horribly mutilated image.
For those of you who weren't here during that era in gawsher's stay on nebtown,
its his banhammer.

Somehow, my dad gets lost on a LINEAR path.

i like blond chiks...

Im sure you mean blond 'Dicks'... silly Clarence. Learn how to spell :D.

guess what, i have to re-sit for my english class, so, dont complain, k? im making an effort

Clarence is bottled nebtown. It's like jake 2.0

More like Jake v7

TRANSFORM!

Anonymous approves this message.

You are not anonymous.

Anonymous is Legion. We do not blah blah blah

Well...At least I'm not a towel.

No... but... you're a towel.

He's more of a cloth.

That resembles a dwarf.

Uploaded a site I made from my WEB I Class.
Its the zip, the rest is a failed attempt at uploading it.
I plan on using that same site for the K.I. Site, mind you.
Also: gawsher, I don't even remember what we were fighting about.

i love the taste of young men (holy crap!)

ignore previous, i smoked cabbage that day

Guys I found a muffler in pants

The molarity of muffler in my pants is stunning

The stunning of molarity in my muffler is pants

yesterday is before, today is now, tomorrow can wait (waaaaat?)

"i love the taste of young men (holy crap!)"
That proves it.

Bishop! IMMA HOARS!

ululoplorodon

happy haloween you pieces of shit :D

AND A MERRY EASTER

and merry every day of the year that is an exuse to goatse neb (kat understands me)

Clarence, GTFO.

blow me

Ohohohoho.

Gladly.

Krissped, you are the man

lol.

no nebmas party?

Not any you're invited to.

The Nebswatch party consists of two people.

THIS UCKS :(

Fuck you.

good for you!

GOD, brian's still here?
You know he's ILOVEPORTAL, right?

EVERYONE IS ILOVEPORTAL

OMG NEB IS ILOVEPORTAL!!!

Man. We STILL hatin' on portal?

ihateportal

I dunno what you guys are talking about, Portal is an AWESOME game, It's one of the few games ZP gave a positive review for. you guys all suck.

I give it two paws up.

Portal is a good game, its easy to beat, but it has pretty much downloable content like map packs and so... i love portal

lol the 'ILOVEPORTAL' concept just went right over your head, didn't it, marlo?
rofl. ILOVEPORTAL was a dude. a nub.
he was b& multiple tiems, and still managed to come back, cept for neb kept on b&ing him and eventually he quit steam
(he hasn't been on since he was last b&)

Successful troll is successful.

derp derp derp

Keep your chan-faggyness away from our wiki, kthx

Lol the "MARLO" concept just went right over your head, didn't it Bishop?
Rofl. MARLO was a dude. A knob.
He was bampersand multiple terms, and still managed to come back, septic for Clarence kept on banding him and eventually he quit steam
(he hasn't been on since he was last bampersand)

Derp derp derp

MY BACK! soz but account dont works ;/ someone remembers me?

Hey ed :D

Lol the "MARLO" concept just went right over your head, didn't it Bishop?
A knob. ROFL was a dude .marlo.
He was ANDBIRDSGOFLYINGATTHESPEEDOFSOUNDed multiple nebs, and still managed to come back, septic-tank for Steam kept mindfucking him and eventually he quit Clarence
(he hasn't been on since he was last ANDBIRDSGOFLYINGATTHESPEEDOFSOUND)

Boinc!

Not funny, bishop.

I'm sure you'll get over your initial offense at my words.

I can't even understand that 5yearold autistic mess.

LOL GUISE 4CHAN SO AWESOME KTHXBI

n3bt0wn s3rv3r w0rkz? saaay fr0m wh3n


Jesus can walk on water and chuck norris can swim over land!

I missed you Ed!! Glad to have you back! Add me to steam friends again, my account's sharpeningstick.

ARE YOU SURE THAT STICK ISNT SOMETING MORE SEXUAL?

OFCOURSE IT IS >:/

IMPLIED PENIS

SHARP PENIS?

I DUNNO MAN IT'LL TAKE YOUR EYE OUT

AHH

MY EYE

A Kat is fine too.

Direct political minds here ---> http://nebtown.pbworks.com/drama-bishop

No way your good at anything fractal. All those awards are HAX

:(

I like how you included nebs chat notif lol

Hoshit.

Shud low?

Awesome wiki, guize.
much lulz.

Nebtown now bounces between 2 and 4 dimensions.

Why not 5 or 6?

or, hell, let's go out on a limb here..
Why not 7 or 8, maan?

im still on steam, i took vacations, the day past tomorrow im going to spain. plus i got bured of gmod, i still have it here, but my love is the counter strike source

There's only 11 dimensions, so choose 12. WE MUST MAKE OUR OWN (oh and hi personoid/bishop)
lol.

The 12th only has Kat in it

i can fap to Suicide Club

I would like to propose a Nebtown affiliate for the purpose of investigating the Space-Time-Kat.

...guys, front page?

Yeah. WTF!?

Its alright if you close the sidebar I guess

How do I close the sidebar? Some wonderful human being set a theme with the same text and background colour.

I see. Now what about adding this feature to every single other pages, shouldn't take too long to rearange them all. Wonderful idea.

What why, none of the other pages have anywhere near this much stuff (and need/canpossiblybe organized like this)

Now all we need is for neb to make something even more awesome than what he normally makes, and BLAMMO.

We have ourselves publicity.

just so everyone knows, left2live is NOT ilvoeportal

Nice try.
Portal didn't use commas or capitalization.
But good Idea using his account (whoever..dono.) now THAT's thinking with portals.

Your mom's iloveportal.
THAT MOTHER IS A SPY

ILOVEPORTAL'S MOTHER IS A SPY

Nobody is iloveportal. I don't plan on going back to the server.

Suddenly: iloveportal talks like someone who actually has a brain. Hi!

Holy shit, he's using grammar.
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!?

I call Impersonations!

Importalnation.

Portal Nation

Portation.

You couldn't pay me to believe portal is literate now.
Bulllshit, man.
Just Bullshit.

What if I gave you like, 5$ through paypal?

https://cms.paypal.com/ca/cgi-bin/marketingweb?cmd=_render-content&content_ID=marketing_ca/send_money&payment_source=p2p_ca_en_mktgpage

No, lol.
I still wouldn't beleive it.

Need reminder on why Neb is trying to make us think iloveportal is literate.

Hey i always was literate it's just faster to not be.

Of course it is.

And your icon makes you look like you have an autism. Oh wait...

Your icon makes it look like the pain was caused by a tragic sporting accedent when you were younger.

PAINDAD

Actually:
http://nebtown.pbworks.com/user/a8d55d33faa60dc3dadfa742a3ae10f6b765bc2c says his email is gamefreak1974...

http://74.125.155.132/search?q=cache:Qp68DWHDQTcJ:forums.thinkingwithportals.com/member1021.html+gamefreak1974%40hotmail.com

You need an account to access http://www.freesteam.org/forums/gcfs-ncfs-game-files/10194-half-life-2-a.html , but its basically a forum post by someone named "portalfreak" explaining how to install portal, on May 24th 2009.
The google snapshot of it (no cache oddly) says "if you have any problems, just post a reply or email me. (gamefreak1974(at)hotmail.com) sorry if this thread is lacking anything. it's my first one", although thats since been edited out.

A quick http://cqcounter.com/whois/ of 96.50.202.75 suggested his ISP at least is from Kamloops, which doesn't match any known Nebtowner, nor does it match the list of known IPs I secretly keep. Which makes sense, since he hasn't actually been on the server in half a year.

Nebcorp investigative studies at your service.

._. Neb. Thats kinda scary. LOL.

STALKER!

Oh and the freesteam thing isnt a post saying how to install portal. Its a post with links to Half-Life 2 GCFs. And yes i'm in Kamloops.

I did the exact thing with the email, but I came up with two results and quit. Didn't bother to go too far into it.
something about 'now your thinking with portals' that's all I remember.
Portal, if your honestly literate,
I don't know, but I want proof.
More proof than neb. (damn, that's a lot of proof, lolol)
Join nebtown, when its populated, and have it reject your connection.

Lolwut that makes portal like close to me .-.

And close to ~6 more of us.
Or something.

I'm sorry.

In all honesty, my only issue with iloveportal was his obsession with Stargate...Which we don't have anymore...Unless he did things NOT in my presence, I move we unban him.

I was thinking about the unban thing too,
but I have too..in all honesty...have proof it's actually portal before I move for it.
No telling, he might be duping us with a friend trying to trick us into unban. Never know, maan, conspiracy is OUT there.
He minged a lot, spawned NPCs, nuked us a few times, broke some experimental fungus containers, killed us, ETC.

(BTW, fungus back then was uncontainable, I was the only one who beleived it could be done. A few weeks later, me and Neon successfully contained the fungus, and were the first on nebtown to do so.)

Neon and I.

REJOICE

I Snapped by big toe's toenail almost completely off on a door and it was bleedin' everywhere and it hurt. Now i have like a toe cast.

D:

Damn you zach.

wat

Greetings, lot.
the laptop I was running GMOD/steam on just decided to LOL at me, steal nebual's shotgun from him, and use it to blow its own brains out. I have reason to beleive it crashed.

Neb, remember that site you upload torrents too?
the one where you gave me the windows 7 torrent? I need that site again. and your username/password, if you will.

its prolly candyland lol

Not the username. the pass is candyland1.

I was probably using www.nebtown.info, our official FTP. I guess I'll look into setting up that uploader script so other people can use it without giving root access to the whole place...

No, damnit!
that site! the torrent site!

Haha....
Demonoid.com.
Can you get me the username/pass, matey?

Email or steamchat me and I'll throw you an invite code.

Strep throat is gay.

/agree

/agrees

Looks like PBworks has been busy with HTML updates. This'll be interesting to read about in the PBblog.

WHOA PBWORKS IS DIFFERENT

They logged me out I'm angry

/Raeg.

PBWorks supports OpenID. :D

No. OpenID supports PBworks.

Your mom supported my penis.

It wouldn't be the first time.
OOOOH BUURRRRN

Oh wait....