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Drank

Page history last edited by Vallery 9 years, 3 months ago

Drank is Nebtown's beverage of choice. It comes in semi- to extremely- alcoholic variations and a variety of healthy and semi-healthy flavours including blueberry, cherry, apple, seXXXy, Vodla and Poose. All drank is made from 100% local organic ingredients and made lovingly by hand.


Poose is delicious (with all-natural citrus flavour) but it is like 70% alcohol (Warning: Poose has not been tested for exact amount of alcohol DRINK AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION) so don't have too much. Poose's arch rival is Dankwalker which makes drank for older men who like to watch sports in bars and don't care about flavour at all WHERE IS THE LOVE HERE BAN DANKWALKER!!!! POOSE 4 LYFE!!!!

 

REMEMBER: DON'T DRINK AND NOLPHIN!


 

Watch out for your fellow Nebtowners if you see someone who needs a ride don't be afraid to pick them up and give them a safe ride home. Remember drank is not for everyone. BAN DANKWALKER

 

 

 

Wut Jones makes drank now? Hellllll nawwe.

 

Remember purple drank is not a kind of drank.

Comments (3)

Fractal said

at 2:23 am on Aug 23, 2009

DRANK: THE ONLY BEVERAGE THAT EXISTS IN THE PAST TENSE

Kristler said

at 10:29 pm on Jan 31, 2010

YOU SAYIN' IM DRINKIN THE PAST

Fractal said

at 10:04 pm on Feb 1, 2010

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL YEAH

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