With the impending 1.8 update for Minecrack on the horizon, Nebcorp has promised to create a new world, full of cooperation and prosperity. While certainly not a new concept, the public has been assured that it will be "No like, for real this time". While previous endeavors to bring about this perfect, almost robotic society have failed, the Nebcorp chairman has assured us that this time will be different - this time it will be an age... of freedom.

     "Y'see before we always had these conflicts arising from what to bring back to the new world, because obviously we need a new world about every 3 months, or there'll be some questionably legit castle shit everywhere," he explained elegantly. "But this time I've constructed a solution: I'll put each world in its own separate existence and I'll use nether portals like Mario warp pipes to get from realm to realm."

    "Of course there would be some problems as to whether we should allow the transfer of items from realm to realm, but of course this new world will be a fresh start with no classes, races, or biome preferences to discriminate between each player, a pretty revolutionary idea if I do say so myself."

    "I'm fairly confident that this time around, we should be able to keep all of our human desires under control, IE: power, wealth, bitches, and pork chops," the Chairman continued. "Yes, these ideas have fallen by the wayside in previous updates, but this time, we have mother fucking oceans. Oceans, people - like water, except it just keeps going and going like an energizer bunny."

    While some residents of Neb. Town believe that there'll probably be some huge ass Castle built by unnamed sources in about a day, most are 100% optimistic.

    "It will definitely work this time. The last times we've tried this, we didn't mention that we wanted a Utopian society, just that we wanted everyone to get along. Jesus, Utopian is such a baller word." one resident exclaimed.

    "There definitely won't be any new underground cults that escape the main town, because it got too mainstream, this time!" another shouted.

Factual Evidence This Update Will Be Different Than All The Others

1.0 Working Server Side Inventory

1.1 Fixed the item duplication bug

1.2 Cake, wool dyes, paintings work in multiplayer, seeds, note blocks.

1.3 More Slimes, Redstone repeaters, beds, 3 new types of slabs, more slimes.

1.4 Wolves, Cookies, More Wheat.

1.5 Weather, Achievements, Statistics, New rails, new tree saplings, more ladders, Web.

1.6 Nether in multiplayer, maps, trapdoors, tallgrass, dead shrubs.

1.7 Pistons, TNT now less cool, Clay generation, shears.

1.8 Oceans bitches, Oceans everywhere. NPC villages too, I guess.