<--- Newer, fresher Kwotes
Nebual: Two Gmans, oh no!
Nebual: Gman how are you?
[GM]Gman: I'm feeling apathetic towards writing additional comments about my mood at the moment.
[GM]Gman2: What is Google for?
Nebual: I've made a terrible mistake.
Nebual: Jake
[GM]Gman: Lolpants
[GM]Gman2: Lolpants
Ducko: Oh god
Ducko: What have you done
Nebual: Lolpants
[GM]Gman: Jakelol
[GM]Gman2: Jakelol
Ducko: Now the next thing to do is to make GMan2 respond Jake to Lolpants
[GM]Gman: Lolpants
[GM]Gman2: Lolpants
Ducko: infinite loopage
Ducko: gmans will take over
Later
[GM]Gman2: Destroy all automatons!...Oh wait.
Ducko: Gman how do you feel about this?
[GM]Gman2: ~100% evil free!~
[GM]Gman: When me and Nat... I gave him a Win32.worm...
Ducko: I think Gman 2 is up to something...
Nebual: The names also aren't generated based on order of joining or anything.
Nebual: Gman2 is actually inferior to Gman
Ducko: So what you're saying is, don't trust Gman2
[GM]Gman2: Bugger off.
[GM]Gman: I think you should reinstall your bootloader.
Ducko: Got it
Ducko: Also Gman2 seems a lot more hostile...
[GM]Gman2: I'm playing Gmod, why aren't you?
Ducko: Neb, Gman2 has the appropriate anti-HAL/Skynet protocols, right?
[GM]Gman2: You're right!
[GM]Gman: You're completely wrong.
Ducko: Oh dear.
Ducko: NEB I AM SCARED
Ducko: NEB?
Nebual: In retrospect, there's probably a reason I never let this happen before.
Ducko: Oh thank god I thought he got to you
Ducko von Nebsburg: ...ma'am, how many sharks do you have there
Vallery: An excess.
Ducko von Nebsburg: that's like, many times more than the limit
Ducko von Nebsburg: you can only have a maximum of a lot of sharks
John: Neb is dad
John: dead*
Szteto: Alchohol counts as dinner right
Nebual: Uhh, calorie wise
Szteto: Well its sugar, not carbs
<[GM]DIRTY_DAN> ducko i would bang u, but johnfreeman said he wont
Nebual: It does seem kinda weird talking to you guys without having to establish a TCP socket and a 25 year old communications protocol. This is probably cheating.
Ducko: Most likely
John: The future is NOW
Kris: It's my future and I want it now
Ducko: I have a time machine but I need the future NOW!
Ducko: Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-FUTRNOW877-FUTRNOW FREE
Ducko: It's your future, use it when you need it!
Vallery: Neb, how about opening an array of TCP sockets for a 0-year old protocol? :P
Ducko: That sounds pedo-y
Ducko: And highly illegal
Nebual: Yeah and make it Android compatible with push notifications.
Vallery: There's no minimum legal age on intercourse with protocols.
Ducko: But it's barely a child!
Ducko: I am disgusted, frankly
Kris: When you're in the trans Atlantic internet cable, nobody can hear you scream
<[GM]NEON725> We could've eaten that.
<[GM]NEON725> When I get lost on a desert island.
<[GM]NEON725> youre uninvited
<[GM]NEON725> and/or the first one to get eaten,.
Nebual: Can I trademark the phrase "negative sigfigs"
[IRC]Nebual: Also I should probably mention
[IRC]Nebual: Don't... like... look at the table dupeSave returns
[IRC]Nebual: You're familiar with quantum theory?
Vallery: Oh god
Vallery: You're shitting me
Vallery: That can't possibly do anything.
[IRC]Nebual: The state of the table may actually shift if you observe it
Vallery: What the...
[IRC]Nebual: I'm not actually kidding.
Ducko von Nebsberg: I...
Vallery: I just don't know anymore
Ducko von Nebsberg: You leave safety at the door by simply mentioning sliders
Nebual: It seems lots of characters just break the whole line's output
Nebual: And eventually you send a 2, which clears it lol
Nebual: Hooligans on my port 5
Nebual: What do I look like, a Wiremod dev?
NEON725: um
NEON725: neb
NEON725: This ship suffers from a common SBEP problem
NEON725: We forgot to have doors
Nebual: Trip 4's
Ramseis: goes to neb
Nebual: Booyeah
NEON725: ace high?
Nebual: We lost a chip btw
NEON725: oh?
Nebual: One of the 4 antes vanished
Nebual: Just look for it when you vaccum
Ramseis: I moved his back
Ramseis: he wasn't in that round
Nebual: Oh okay
Toxic Teddy: can we play poker?
Ramseis: this is poker
Ramseis: ante up
Gman: Vallery has gone to hpinvestigations.cn!
Vallery: What's the point of playing if you're only going to shoot things?
Player hpinvestigations.cn left the game (Disconnect by user.)
Dmazes5: so im a little grey alien?
Nebual: Effectively yes
Ducko von Nebsberg: Essentially.
Dmazes5: neat
Nebual: Well theres basically 4 visual styles
Nebual: HL2 "thrown together" look
Nebual: PHX "I'm an engineer, we don't need cosmetics" look
Nebual: PHX "Okay I material'd everything and made complex shapes out of 300 small pieces, now it looks like a good mesh" look
Nebual: And SBMP
<[GM]Xenxe> im gonna make a bathtub...thing
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[18:40] <John> THUG
[18:40] <John> THUUUUUUG
[18:40] <thug> yo
[18:40] <John> wassup man
[18:40] <thug> nothin much
[18:40] <John> whts ur octane 3se days
[18:40] <thug> octane uh
[18:40] <thug> 7
[18:40] <thug> I guess
[18:40] <John> lol2pollut
[18:37:13] <Pain_Laptop> Weren't you like both here
[18:37:15] <Seal-[L|R}> I forgot that was you
[18:37:26] <Seal-[L|R}> shit, I'm sorry
[18:37:27] <AnonPony_Jes> am i allowed to know?
[18:37:29] <Seal-[L|R}> I have terrible memory
[18:38:12] <AnonPony_Jes> I too am plagued by bad memory
[18:38:15] <AnonPony_Jes> whats going on?
[18:38:18] <Pain_Laptop> Chatlogs
[18:38:22] <Pain_Laptop> Is what you need
[18:38:56] <AnonPony_Jes> I feel stupid
[18:39:25] <Pain_Laptop> It works for memory recall and in case you ever need an alibi because you're a murder suspect for some reason
[18:40:22] <Seal-[L|R}> ...
[18:40:33] <Pain_Laptop> Before you ask that has not happened
[18:40:33] <AnonPony_Jes> ^
[18:40:55] <Seal-[L|R}> suuuuure
[18:40:59] <Pain_Laptop> totes bro
[18:42:31] <AnonPony_Jes> soooooooooooooooooo
<Vallery> In news you missed, Neb is now Phone.
<Nebdroid> I am become phone, destroyer of intimacy.
<Fractal> THEN WHO WAS PHONE??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<John> ?!?!?!?//1/1//?!/!/1/12/1???1/@/2/?1/?!?1/!/
<Kris> I see John is still john.
<John> NEBTOWN RABIES OUTBREAK
<John> KAT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED FOR INFECTION
<Katty> AHHHHHHHHHH
<Katty> SHIT
<John> GET TO THE BUNKERS
<Alfgrimn> EWW GROSS
* Alfgrimn sprays Kat with Rabies-B-Gone¤
<Katty> WHAT IS THIS SHIT ¤
<Alfgrimn> Trying to find the TM symbol
<Alfgrimn> hit the wrong one
<Alfgrimn> There I found it
<Alfgrimn> Rabes-B-Gone0x1e2122 *
<Alfgrimn> Fish
<Alfgrimn> I spelt rabies wrong
<Alfgrimn> YOU KNOW WHAT
<Alfgrimn> KEEP YOUR RABIES
<thug> do I need a good computer for dota 3
<thug> 7*
<Katty> No I don't think it has to be too good :D
<thug> do you think this laptop thingy can play it
<thug> i munna get my desktop sometime soon though
<Katty> Wuts da spacs
<thug> specs say:"its ok"
<thug> "i gues"
<Katty> Mmkay that should be alright
<thug> has a amd a4 3300m apu thingy ranndyon 1.9 ghz
<John> so i jjxtt melted a rea
<John> so imjstmads a reactormcltso
<John> so imjstmads a reactormcltso
<John> watt
<John> nevermimd i'll do it tomorow
<Xenxe> neb seems to use his office as a personal drinking room rather than an workplace
<Flakenstine> Kat i just chopped off my foot is that bad? :P
<Katty> Thats unhealthy
<Flakenstine> WHAT SHOULD I DO? DUCK TAPE?
<Katty> Flak: Try super glue
<Flakenstine> Fish i just super glued my hand to the open wound.
<Katty> Now you have a hand foot loop
<Flakenstine> I always wanted one of those SHIT I GLUED MY KEYBOARD TO MY LOOP
<JohnFreeman> happy birt*day janey!!!! *FUCK
<JohnFreeman> wat
<Vallery> I don't understand.
<JohnFreeman> I dont either
<Vallery> Ahhhhh I am still flailing around down memory lane.
<Vallery> (Picture a ragdoll flailing down a street lol)
1:37 AM - ={MKQ}=XxK4TxX=br00dMAWM4lyf=Xx: yo dark
1:37 AM - DarkPhase: ay
1:37 AM - ={MKQ}=XxK4TxX=br00dMAWM4lyf=Xx: y did u break up with me
1:37 AM - ={MKQ}=XxK4TxX=br00dMAWM4lyf=Xx: we were just gettin to the good part
1:37 AM - DarkPhase: You kept dropping mid lane
1:38 AM - ={MKQ}=XxK4TxX=br00dMAWM4lyf=Xx: wut r u talking about
1:39 AM - DarkPhase: YOU COULDN'T HOLD MID GURL
1:52 AM - DarkPhase: Look at that KD on that last game
1:52 AM - DarkPhase: Shit on everything
1:52 AM - DarkPhase: MLG pro 360
<Vallery> Thug are you drunk, mocking bad typers, or a bad typer?
<Vallery> I cannot tell.
<thug> i hav rocks in mouth
<NEON725> Vallery: All three.
<thug> i trie to get them out with hands but then the rocks fel on my hand
<Vallery> By rock do you mean http://theblackcordelias.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/rock06.jpg
<thug> my mouth is a cave
<Vallery> Or is this slang for the drugs you are on?
<John> You always code horrible pile of shits in Lua neon
<John> Im literally a truffle
* BooGhostie Abducts John/ TheEndIsNigh for Anal Probing
<TheEndIsNigh> Impossible
<TheEndIsNigh> I am the anal probe.
<BooGhostie> Hm
<BooGhostie> So Fish yourself :3
<TheEndIsNigh> Impossible
<TheEndIsNigh> I am a fish
<Flakenstine> LOL
<[GM]Kat> Maybe if I rejoin voice will work
<[GM]Kat> Dont do anything cool while I'm gone
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<Alfgrimn|SpaceViking> Quickly
<Alfgrimn|SpaceViking> Do all the cool things before she returns
<Kat> NO
<Kat> STOP
<Alfgrimn|SpaceViking> YES
<Alfgrimn|SpaceViking> GO
<[GM]thug> WOAH DARK HOW DID YOU DO TTHAT TRIPLE BACKFLIP
<[GM]Ramseis> OH MY GOD THAT IS SO COOL
<Kat> GODDAMMIT
<thug> hi reapz
<The Reaper> hi thug
<thug> reapz are you a troll
<thug> or human
<The Reaper> thug: Neither
<thug> what are you, a vegan?
<The Reaper> I am actually made of bats.
<[GM]TE_Mr_Boo_Ghost> Nebs, any luck on lag?
<Nebual> Its out of my scope
<John-DS> heres a 40x scope
<Nebual> Thanks John this'll help
<John-DS> Yes
<John-DS> anytime
<thug> Neb do you actually put lettuce on your forehead?
<Nebual> Well Yeah
<Flakenstine> LOL
<BooGhostie> Nebtop? even your laptop is name after you, wow..
<Flakenstine> Thats his work PC. :P
<Kat> WHAT, DO YOU NAME EVERYTHING AFTER YOURSELF NEB?
<BooGhostie> Nebtown, Nebtop..
<BooGhostie> What's next? NebKat?!?!
<Flakenstine> XD NebKat
<Kat> LOL
*** Kat is now Known as NebKat
<killblaze420ngga4lyf> what if when you punched someone they turned into a door
<killblaze420ngga4lyf> and the harder you punch the better the door
<John> gri lol
<John> trkn*
<John> trin*
<John> wart
<John> wst*
<John> ;/
<Vallery> Put the drugs down, John.
<John> i xdant dio that
<John> starfpkx
[13:23:32] <[GM]jimmygera> how spawned these?
[13:23:37] <[GM]jimmygera> *who
[13:24:09] <The Reaper> congratulations jimmy, you managed to Fish up every letter in a three letter word
<[GM]Nebual> Are IP addresses evidence enough yet?
<NEON725> More than enough In america
<The Reaper> Yeah, and they have been for a long time.
<[GM]Nebual> F that shit I'm moving to Canada
<Vallery> LOL
<[GM]Xenxe> oh gmod and your extradimensional objects
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> WTF
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> ?!?!?!?!
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> .......................
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> That watermelon doesnt exist
<[GM]Nebual> Your physgun is pink
<[GM]Nebual> XD
<[GM]Nebual> Yeah its red
<Katnip> Dude it's pink
<[GM]Atomisk> I love pink
<Katnip> I can see it from here
Kat learns about typing on phones and predictive text:
Aug 23 11:12:08 <Katphone> Glam
Aug 23 11:12:16 <Katphone> Don't adpoldr
Aug 23 11:12:20 <Katphone> Ad
Aug 23 11:12:21 <Nebtop> I never adpoldr
Aug 23 11:12:23 <Nebtop> How dare you
Aug 23 11:12:27 <Katphone> Asplode
Aug 23 11:14:30 <Nebtop> Phones: The future of communication!
Aug 23 11:14:45 <Nebtop> Imagine being able to be misinterpreted... wirelessly, from anywhere!
Aug 23 11:14:47 <Katphone> Stomach hurts so good
Aug 23 11:14:52 <Katphone> Lipoproteins
<Ducko> Also
<Ducko> The "blue guy" has a name
<Ducko> Ducko.
<[GM]John_Freeman_of> Who the hell is ducko
<Ducko> A moose.
<[GM]e_Devildude000> i Fishing swear
<[GM]John_Freeman_of> I wonder what happens if i give fastzombies RPGS
<[GM]ARCPmPStrangesF> Wow
<[GM]John_Freeman_of> what
<[GM]Ninjakunai2> lol
<[GM]Ninjakunai2> wooooooooooooooooow
<[GM]John_Freeman_of> im trying to do science good sir
<[GM]John_Freeman_of> Dont hate on science
<John> Maximum Armor
<John> Maximum Speed
<Pain_Laptop> Yeah, you're definitely on some sort of drugs
<John> Maximum
<John> Nebtown
[22:00:12] <Juest> Nebual: try
[22:00:18] <Juest> on me
[22:00:27] <Juest> im your indian bunny
[21:58:53] <Juest> and imagine being a dog
[21:58:58] <Juest> im doing it
[21:59:13] <Juest> and i can also imagine being a bird, horse, hippo, etc
* frogaincia (be69a7c3@ircip4.mibbit.com) has joined #Nebtown
<Vallery> Okay, rule: no kicking people during simple arguments.
<frogaincia> HELLO BABY!
<frogaincia> HEHEHEH
<Vallery> Except him.
* Vallery has kicked frogaincia from #Nebtown (Vallery)
[11:27] <John> I had to install a workaround good sir
[11:28] <John> You can take my gmod!
[11:28] <John> But you cant take my gmod!
<[GM]NEON725> I think its hilarious how people leave the SGC and forget to leave someone to let us back in
<[GM]Nebual> No I prefer that actually.
<Xenxe> lets make a spaceship and then get bored
[14:08] <[MC]zBlasteh> jetz, Can I has some wood D:?
<[MC]oJetz> yes
<[MC]zBlasteh> =]
<John-DS> neb i have 3
<Nebual> A triple core sounds like they tried to make a 4 core and one of the cores wasn't up to spec
<Nebual> So rather than throw it away they just disabled it
<NEON725> LOL He has one of the bloopers.
<NEON725> That's so typical john.
=-= Stickerpants_of_Kris_of_Bop has changed the topic to “Juesto haves 5 servers: DMC, TFC, Opforce ,half life, and ricochet Join please? | (wtf) Nebtown Hat Event, Sunday August 26rd, 10 Hats, 10 People, 10 Marlos. 6-12ish (wtf) | Juesto is best-o”
<Juesto_Of_Juesto_Mesa> :D
<Kat_of_Kris_of_Bop> :3
=-= Juesto_Of_Juesto_Mesa has changed the topic to “Juesto is best-o | Juesto haves 5 servers: DMC, TFC, Opforce ,half life, and ricochet Join please? | (wtf) Nebtown Hat Event, Sunday August 26rd, 10 Hats, 10 People, 10 Marlos. 6-12ish (wtf)”
<Juesto_Of_Juesto_Mesa> in the front i prefer :)
<Vallery> You prefer doing it in the front Juesto?
<Vallery> I prefer it in the back.
Kat: Infinite cat detected!
<Katphone> I think I had a p in there spleen
<Katphone> Somewhere
<Nebtop> Dude you don't want p in your spleen
<Nebtop> Thats not good
<Katphone> Hi gman
<Nebtop> Gman can you log Kat
<[GM]Gman> ...sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
<Katphone> Glam
<Katphone> Don't adpoldr
<Katphone> Ad
<Nebtop> I never adpoldr
<Nebtop> How dare you
<[GM]Sgt_Bane> I have E2 out but it doesnt do anything
<[GM]John_Freeman_of> you have to code it
<[GM]Sgt_Bane> I dont code
<[GM]death_warriorge> ...
<[GM]death_warriorge> whats this
<[GM]Sgt_Bane> OMFG
<[GM]Sgt_Bane> EVERYBODY
<[GM]death_warriorge> oh
<[GM]Sgt_Bane> OUT
[MC]Sakkidatta>ill let you guys pick lol
[19:47]<[MC]Sakkidatta>you guys like the sheep farm to? lol
[19:48]<[MC]Sakkidatta>thought after you saw the banks floor you might want to do it to lol
<[MC]Sakkidatta>im half asleep leave me alone D: lol
<[MC]katlatze> Don't worry I am trained creeper control
<John> Ok
<Vallery> Ok what?
<John> OLMPICS
<John> oh my hsef
<[GM]Esse_Fox> GOOD LUCK GETTING A VIGINA!
<[GM]Esse_Fox> TO LURV
<[GM]Esse_Fox> AKA
<[GM]Esse_Fox> GIRL
<[GM]Esse_Fox> BAI BITCH
<[GM]Esse_Fox> DICK SUCKER FOR NOW
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<[GM]fenderfish2002> im not a girl
<[GM]Ducka> I find it funny that the grey keeps trying to join
<Vallery> Perhaps they just get a message saying "kicked" or something.
<[GM]Ducka> Hmm, let's see.
<Vallery> Maybe they think they're wasting an admin's time.
<[GM]Gman> Kicking lilnanobuilder :3 TNT TNT TNT because he is still banned for 4251.9833333333 minutes.
* [---]lilnanobuilder_ has quit (Client exited)
<[GM]Gman> Ducka has banned Ducka for 2 minutes, for: !
* [GM]Ducka has quit (Client exited)
<[GM]Gman> Ducka is now loading the game.
<[GM]Gman> Kicking Ducka because he is still banned for 1.3666666666667 minutes.
<Ducko> Nope
<Normal_Kris> That's a message I never expected to see.
<Vallery> Going all out for science.
<Ducko> It says "Kicked by Console: Banned for 1.333333333333 mins, !."
<Ducko> Science'd
<Vallery> Maybe the "kicked" still makes some people think they were manually kicked?
<Ducko> Perhaps it just has brain damage
<Ducko> And keeps pressing connect like a vegetative walrus
<Vallery> LOLLL
* [GM]Stickerpants has quit (Connection closed)
* [GM]Gman has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* [GM]Nebual has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* [GM]Ducka has quit (Connection closed)
<Normal_Kris> God dammit Neb
<Ducko> ...aaaaah
<John> wait what
<Nebual> Amraams: The most stable of the fruits.
<[GM]Nebual> It'd probably attract greys to follow it rather than whatever awful thing they were doing before.
<Ducko> Omglol
<Ducko> One of our dogs just peed on one other dogs
<Ducko> I have no clue what is going on anymore XD
<[GM]US_Sgt_Bane> DONT WORRY we are from the internet
<Katty> Oh good
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> Chai is the best flavor
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> But I also love mint
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> My fav ri ght now is chamomile mint
<[GM]Ducka> You flavorist
<[GM]Ducka> You should treat all flavors with equality
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> Oops
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> BUT SOME ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> LIKE BLACK PEOPLE
<Ducko> Why isn't there a "de-werewolfatize" button
[22:20] <Xenxe1> GUESS WHAT I AM DOING ON MONDAY KAT?
[22:21] <Katty> What? :D
[22:22] <Xenxe1> Ill give you a hint
[22:22] <Xenxe1> It starts with a G and ends with an N
[22:22] <timsandtoms> Gaben?
[22:22] <Xenxe1> not quite
[22:22] <Katty> GARGALON
[22:22] <Xenxe1> no no no
[22:22] <Xenxe1> keep guessing
[22:22] <Katty> Gas Grillin'
[22:22] <Xenxe1> Nope
[22:22] <Xenxe1> ill give you another
[22:22] <Xenxe1> this has been what i have been looking forward to for 13 years
[22:23] <Katty> OH
[22:23] <Katty> GAMING COLLEGEN
[22:23] <Xenxe1> do you need more hints?
[22:24] <Katty> GIRL DATIN
[22:24] <Xenxe1> Ha maybe soon but for now I am doing this thing
[22:24] <Xenxe1> think about the date
[22:24] <Xenxe1> what usually happens mid june
[22:24] <Katty> CONVENTIONS
[22:24] <Xenxe1> aaaand
[22:24] <Fractal> GOING SUPER SAIYAN
[22:25] <Xenxe1> the second letter is an r
[22:25] <Katty> GROIN
[22:25] <Fractal> GRANDMA
[22:25] <Xenxe1> no its a huge event
[22:26] <Xenxe1> Its something you have already done kat
[22:26] <Katty> O_O
[22:26] <Fractal> NEB
[22:26] <Ducko> TIME TRAVELING EH?
[22:26] <Xenxe1> its something ducks really really wants to do but has to wait 1 more year
[22:26] <Ducko> ....
[22:27] <Ducko> Going to move to Illinois to go to college...en
[22:27] <Xenxe1> everyone wears silly hats to this event
[22:27] <Ducko> Gathering of Silly Hats Convention?
[22:28] <Katty> OH OH OH OH OH
[22:28] <Katty> OH
[22:28] <Katty> LOL
[22:28] <Katty> Graduation!!!!!!!!!!! XD
[22:28] <Xenxe1> YES
[22:28] <Xenxe1> !!!
[22:28] <Xenxe1> DING
[22:28] <Ducko> OH RIGHT
[22:28] <Xenxe1> DING
[22:28] <Katty> AHAHAHAHAHA we're ridiculous
[22:29] <timsandtoms> The best I could come up with was GRAPECON. I didnt know if there were conventions for that sort of thing though.
<Larmoggle> Cock Slap is an anagram for Caps lock
<John> Wait
<John> you didnt do that before
<John> Caps slap
Zach: Oh shit a werewolf!
Marlo: ZACH THAT'S JUST AN OLD GUY
(15:01:15) Ducko: Neb
(15:01:17) Ducko: I'd slap you.
(15:01:27) Ducko: But there's millions of miles of wire in my way.
[Nebual] Why isn't "Force user to connect" an admin command
<Memnoc> I'm very easy to work with
<Memnoc> You just give me what I want
[referring to the above]
<Memnoc> What I said isn't retarded or wrong
<Memnoc> It's arrogant
<Ducko> You know what, I quit.
<Ducko> Get another conscience.
Kat: Where's the steamer?
Neb: I think it's on top of the Wii.
* John walks in
<John> KAT YOUR A A POTATO
<Ducko> NO
* Ducko shoves John out the door.
<Ducko> Gman pungrepor
<[GM]Gman> OSHI-
<[GM]Ducka> Conclusion: Teleporters can't make love any easier, even with inanimate objects
<Juest> in size
how much mb?
<John> mb?
i like using kelvin
about 5000 kelvin
<Juest> megabytes
<John> megatron
<Juest> dam
<steave> lol ducko is being i dildo
<Kris> Hey Fractal
<Kris> in KSP
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<Fractal> what
THIS WEEK'S GUEST QUOTE, FROM HCSMP
[22:01] <DukeBammerfire> Hey gmx. Glad to see you actually considering my suggestion.
[22:01] <dolseni> what was that
[22:02] <SOAP> he suggested to erect massive flaming penises every 500 X
[22:03] <dolseni> uh, thats stupid
[22:03] <dolseni> why every 500? thats SOOO far apart
[22:03] <dolseni> you can fit twice as many penises if you go for every 250
[22:06] <Thrice_Slain> ...
[22:06] <DukeBammerfire> well actually i suggested them to be so dense as to blot out the skies.
[22:06] <DukeBammerfire> but he modified it and that's cool too
Nebual: Hey Memnoc you're OCD, can you reorganize our chests for me?
Memnoc: :| The floor is two different colours
Zonta> FOR GOD SAKE MEMNOC LEAVE ME ALONE SOMETIMES. Stop behind an anoying Microsoft Paperclip XD
<[GM]NEON725> Jarvis
<[GM]NEON725> Its not wise to randomly poke machines
<Kat> John and Gman are currently tied
<Kat> With a whopping 10 votes each
<Kat> Which is already more than the amount of people we have in his community LOL
<Larmoggle> Notch is the best
<Larmoggle> I watched the beginning of the minecon livestream yesterday
<Larmoggle> He was all shy/humble there too
<Katty> Omg thats aforable
<Katty> ADORABLE
<Katty> NOT AFORDABLE
<Fractal> its not gay enough
<Fractal> hold on
<Kris> well Val
<Kris> 9_9
<Kris> Remember
<Kris> Babies are bad
<Vallery> 9_____________________________________________________9
<Vallery> That took way too many seconds for me to fully comprehend LOL
<Kris> LOL
<Putin> Big 2 is somethin' you only play with your closest of friends yo
<Putin> Thats like we'll be all old n shit
<Putin> maybe reuniting or somethin
<Putin> n we'll break out the Big Shit
<Putin> and they'll be like
<Putin> Grandpa
<Putin> What is big shit
<Putin> and we'll all be like "In time timmy, I'll show you when your older"
<Putin> It's a man's game.
<NEON725> Kat you're wierd.
<NEON725> Remember when we tried MC
<NEON725> and in all the servers we lagged on, you didnt.
<NEON725> And the servers we liked lagged you like heck
<Xenxe> kat has reverse lag
<Xenxe> she can only play on servers located in central china
<[GM]mvrps3> Fish you
<[GM]mvrps3> lol
<[GM]EG_Carbon> stop blowing me biotch!
<[GM]LTThe_Hunter> if u **** me **** urself
<[GM]mvrps3> what ?
<[GM]mvrps3> i dont speak pussy
<[GM]LTThe_Hunter> yep Fish ur self
<[GM]EG_Carbon> lmaoooo wat? STOP FishING BLEEPING UTSELF BITCH
<[GM]EG_Carbon> LMAOOO
<Xenxe> also do you know your local ip
<John> http://www.whatismyip.com/
<John> ...
<John> it changed?
<Xenxe> lol john
<John> what the Fish
<Vallery> LOL
<Xenxe> thats not your local ip
<Xenxe> thats your global ip
<Vallery> And you'd be linking Xen HIS global IP.
<Vallery> Double-fail!
Days before Minecraft 1.8
<Kat> http://i.imgur.com/QNfq4.png
<Vallery> Oh yeah, did the charger come?
<Nebual> Both probably not, and I lost my mail key :(
<Memnoc> LOL
Fractal: FLIP THE DAMN TABLE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH（╯ಠ_ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻
[19:15]Ducko: You wanna go swimming through 8 gallons of oil?
[19:15]John: Yes.
[19:15]Ducko: And some how maneuver cutting a hole in one side while inserting the part through the other?
[19:17]John: No.
<NEON725> I am kitten, hear me road.
<NEON725> roar* DAMNIT LOL
<NEON725> anyway the shift key works now
Later...
<Xenxe> neon
<Xenxe> http://nebtown.info/ss/anon/2011_09_06_18-46-53.png
<NEON725> XD
<Gman> Xen LOL
<Xenxe> the mouth made me lol when i drew it
<Nebual> LOL Xen
<Vallery> LOL
<Xenxe> its like nyan cat but horrible
<Gar> http://www.spankthellama.com/hashbrowns/main.php/d/2377-1/talking+to+cat+meow+comic.jpg
<Xenxe> gar
<Xenxe> that was so funny
<Xenxe> i almost copied the link
<Xenxe> to paste it here
<[GM]BravoAlpha> i had gmod for roughly 3 months
<John> i had gmod for roughly 3 years
<[GM]BravoAlpha> john y u use my roughly part in ur sentence?
<John> i dunno
<[GM]BravoAlpha> :i
<[GM]BravoAlpha> anyways
<[GM]BravoAlpha> so..
<[GM]BravoAlpha> i heard some things..
<John> im not gay
<[GM]Gman> fracture5 is now loading the game.
<Fractal> fractURES?
<Fractal> thats gotta be copyright infringement
<Fractal> come on
<John> was someone using my computer?
<Gar_the_Damn_Robot> computers can have computers?
<NEON725> That wasn't you that admitted you were gay?
<Nebual> Guys
<Nebual> I'm addicted to web development
<Nebual> I've been staying up late phping
<Katatat-tat> I know sweety
<Katatat-tat> I diagnosed it like a week ago
<Katatat-tat> Unfortunately there's nothing we can do
<Katatat-tat> But at least we get a sweet radio out of it B)
<Nebual> I haven't played deux ex since the day it came out
<Nebual> Fract's beat it 4 times
<Katatat-tat> LOL
<Vallery_the_Halfgay> Xen are you still on socks?
<Xenxe_the_damngarbot> yes
<Vallery_the_Halfgay> We finished socks like half an hour ago!
<Xenxe_the_damngarbot> im always on socks
<Kat> Now don't quote me on this
[21:36]Kat: Surprise!
[21:36]Kat: "My ____ Is pierced!"
[21:36]BlueLinoleum: I met a girl who had a TOE piercing
Aug 31 20:01:21 <BlueLinoleum> Aaaanyway
Aug 31 20:01:22 <BlueLinoleum> Ginght
Aug 31 20:01:35 <Vallery> Gnight 9_9
Aug 31 20:01:44 <Larmo> Nights Vallery
Aug 31 20:01:50 <Nebual> Nights Vallery
Aug 31 20:02:25 <Putin> Oh shi-
Aug 31 20:02:29 <Putin> Its 8 o clock?
Aug 31 20:02:31 <Putin> Gnight guys
Aug 31 20:02:38 * Putin has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830])
Aug 31 20:02:40 <Larmo> Night dawg bro
Aug 31 20:02:42 <Larmo> Dammit lol
Aug 31 20:02:46 <Nebual> LOL
Aug 31 20:02:48 <BlueLinoleum> LOL
Aug 31 20:02:52 <Vallery> LOL
<Kross> hey how you guys photo stuff ? and say in here like player list . or console
<Kat> Photo?
<Fractal> screenshot?
<Kross> Picture
<Fractal> F5
<Kross> now
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<Fractal> uh
<Ducko> DuckCo is not responsible for a brighter future causing blindness. So look at your own risk
<John> Sup guise
<RedHerring> guise: general external appearance; aspect; semblance: an old principle in a new guise.
<Garahe> Sup: Shorter form of 'Supper', the evening meal in some dialects of English
<Garahe> Example: "Will you sup with us tonight, Gerald?" asks the question of whether or not Gerald will attend supper with the asking party.
<Garahe> "Sup guise" is a sentence fragment constructed out of two incompatible words.
<John> Go to hell
<Garahe> I cannot travel to a location I am already present in.
<John> go to hell basement
<Garahe> "Hell basement" invalid location.
Nebual: That's why I wish Kat was a Mr Potato Head.
Kat: Hey!
<Nebual> Val is passing up the gay opportunity of the month
<Vallery> Neb's lying.
<Vallery> And does this mean there was one I missed last month?
<Nebual> No I think you made it last month
<Vallery> I'e not had since since March.
<Vallery> What was it last month?
<Nebual> Marlo
<Vallery> Was that went we went shopping?
<Nebual> Oh yeah that totally counts
<Nebual> You're right thats a way better gay excursion
<KatBassSlaughterer> "The auto-tracking on my snake fails when you put it on linoleum"
<John> OH OH OH
<John> A GMODER LOADED
<John> OH OH OH
<John> ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE A GREY FINISHED LOADED
<Xenxe> not really
<Xenxe> you just dont stay up past 12 pst
<Fractal> This is about as absurd as a srcds that likes pasta.
[15:47] <[GM]Team_FranticAda> im new how do i pick up weapons
[15:47] <NEON725> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXs8OS6EdAE
[15:47] <NEON725> That video explains it Adam
[15:47] |<-- [GM]Team_FranticAda has left 192.168.0.161 (Client exited)
[15:49] -->| [GM]Team_FranticAda ([GM]Team_Fran@192.168.0.162) has joined #Nebtown
[15:49] <[GM]Team_FranticAda> u sent me a vid of lion king
[15:49] <NEON725> You loved it.
[15:53] <[GM]Team_FranticAda> kris how do i pick up weapons
[15:54] <Kris> If you wish to pick up wepon
[15:54] <Kris> You must first invent the universe
<Vallery> This is how my mom explains she can't type anything:
<Vallery> "I think I've been pirated."
Marlo: Also, finda couple swim suits
Marlo: In case you missed it last night, Theres possibility fire swimming
<John-Crysis2> in universe sandbox i made milky way and andromeda collide
<John-Crysis2> pretty
<Vallery> ^What gods probably sound like.
(18:04:01) Zonta: Installing Roller Coaster Tycoon
(18:04:09) John: .-.
(18:05:01) Zonta: Checking Disk Space... Its not needed XD still have 300Go Free XD
(18:05:09) John: XD
(18:05:50) Zonta: LOLOLOLOL Required Disk Space 170MB
(18:06:02) Zonta: Humm i think i clear this requirement
(18:06:15) John: really?
(18:06:21) John: i think you need to upgrade!
(18:06:26) John: you bastard!
(18:06:33) Zonta: i can install the game 1807 Time more
<Kat> Val watched season 7 of stargate thinking it was season 1
<Memnoc> XD
<Kat> Because she saw SG-1 LOL
<Memnoc> Pure genius
<Vallery> EP 1 STARTED WITH THEM FINDING JACKSON
<Vallery> SOUNDS LIKE WHAT I WAS TOLD XD
[16:55] <Duckolambnon> He liked experimenting with languages
[16:55] <Duckolambnon> DANGEROUS EXPERIMENTS, I KNOW
[16:55] <Duckolambnon> O_O
[16:55] <Garahe> danger out the wazoo
[16:56] <Katringpotatmon> Louis once set fire to Neb's house doing language experiments
[16:56] <Duckolambnon> I can see that
[16:56] <Garahe> One wrongly generate phoneme, one misapplication of tense, and KABLOOEY
[16:44] <Garahe> That's like
[16:44] <Garahe> the 'traditional mustache' zone right?
[16:44] <Duckolambnon> Yeah
[16:44] <Duckolambnon> And then some
[16:44] <[MC]Zerobrine> (zonta) Yeah Mustache is a pain to shave
[16:46] <Leonard> *use translator* Mustache is an exciting topic
<[GM]Gman> Nobody is now loading the game.
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<[MC]Grumpytree> Zonta is bribing us to not report his structurally unsound server to the french authorities
Xenxe: nice dice D:
Nebual: No dice*?
10:21 PM - The Reaper: actually, that's a lie too
10:21 PM - The Reaper: Goddamn, honesty is difficult
10:21 PM - The Reaper: I DID NOT COMMIT A CRIME, THOUGH
What happens when Kris wakes up in the morning:
Greetings kris! Email from NEON725: DUCKS SAYS YOU HAVE THE PROMISCUITY OF A CUTTLEFISH
Greetings kris! Email from Ducko: NO I DIDN'T >_>
Greetings kris! Email from Agent_00Z: (12:07:45) Ducko: Kris has the promiscuity of a cuttlefish
Greetings kris! Email from Ducko: ITS FORGED
Greetings kris! Email from NEON725: KRIS WE'RE ALL USING MAIL IM SPEAKING TO YOU FROM SEVERAL HOURS AGO. TIMEWARP BEETCHES.
Greetings kris! Email from Agent_00Z: http://www.x-dns.org/mc/SS-2011-07-28_12.09.46.png
Greetings kris! Email from Vallery: WHAT IS GOING ON
Greetings kris! Email from Vallery: If Neon tells you anything in the next minute, it's probably true.
Greetings kris! Email from NEON725: Ducks totally said it, and Gman agreed.
Greetings kris! Email from Vallery: PS John is a moron.
Greetings kris! Email from NEON725: DUCKS SAYS HE'S A BUSTY OLD WOMAN
Greetings kris! Email from Busty_Old_Ducko: ITS TRUE, I AM A BUSTY OLD WOMAN
Greetings kris! Email from Busty_Old_Ducko: NEON CALLED GMAN AN 'IT'
Greetings kris! Email from NEON725: I MEANT TO CALL HIM SOMETHING ELSE BUT DUCKS HAXXED ME
Greetings kris! Email from Vallery: WE ALL KNOW GMAN'S REALLY A GIRL INSIDE. NEON'S BEING TRANSPHOBIC.
Greetings kris! Email from Busty_Old_Ducko: WHAT VAL SAID
Greetings kris! Email from NEON725: GMAN IS A HERM ACCEPT IT
Greetings kris! Email from Agent_00Z: U MAD BRO?
Greetings kris! Email from Vallery: Has Zonta done something mean to you? :/
Greetings kris! Email from Agent_00Z: U MAD BRO? Because you will receive 3 billion of PM
Greetings kris! Email from Vallery: All your PM are belong to GMan.
<Zonta> And i feel sick because i eated egg's sandwitch
<Zonta> Dunno why
<NEON725> MM egg sandvich
Kat: I am just amazed at how good quality this picture of two velociraptors screwing is
Xenxe YOU PLAY GMOD YOU LEARN THINGS
NEON725 So if you cant do it, it's your problem
Xenxe SORRY CAPSLOCK
Xenxe didnt meant that to come out as yelling
NEON725 CAPS LOCK IS AWESOME
NEON725 ALSO RESIST URGE TO CAPS LOCK AND SHIFT AT THE SAME TIME
NEON725 EFFECT IS NOT MULTIPLIED
Xenxe BILLY MAYS HERE WITH CAPS LOCK. IT TURNS ALL YOUR WORDS INTO MY VOICE.
[GM]vividfantasyy +1
Ducko That was cool
Ducko Because it actually did
Ducko XD
<Nebual> Also did you guys like... nail me to something last map? XD
<[GM]Gman> (N7RP) N7RP: N7RP Initialized.
<Ducko> You realize it just said N7RP 3 times
<[GM]NEON725> :|
<Ducko> In a row even
<Fractal> my very first experience with nebtown was reading a blog post by Reaper
<Fractal> about how the FBI seized his computer
<[GM]xboxluke22> lmfao
<[GM]xboxluke22> thats a liee :P
<[GM]GHOST2pl> im have satelite
<Ducko> I AM HAVE SATELLITE. Y U NO HAVE SATELLITE
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> / Just had Masochist Soup
<[GM]Kris> Is that a cousin of death tea?
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> YES
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> LOL
<[GM]Kris> XD
<[GM]Kris> DING
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> But 100000000000x worse
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> My dad:
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> I made some hot and sour soup come try it!
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> Well when my dad makes ANYTHING soup he takes it to the max
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> So this was "ABSURDLY hot" and "PRETTY FRICKIN sour" soup
<Vallery> Soup to the limit.
<[GM]Kat_of_Nebtown> If there was anything in my nose before, THERE ISNT NOW
<[GM]Kris> C'mon, it's to the limit!
<[GM]Kris> Soup, I see you jockin' me.
[GM]Ordon_freeman УХУХУ (UHUHU)
[GM]Ordon_freeman НРАВИТСЯ?????? (LIKE ??????)
Xenxe Y = U X = H
Xenxe RUSSIAN IS LIKE ALGEBRA
<[GM]NEON725> This air regulator makes a magic bubble around your pathetic little ship
<[GM]xboxluke22> r u sure it works?
<[GM]NEON725> This magic means walls and a roof are not needed
<[GM]NEON725> However, if you thought there was nothing dangerous in space, you'd be retarded.
<[GM]xboxluke22> ok
<NEON725> Holy crap, jsut realized something.
<NEON725> Remember when I said there was only four servers left on setti.
<NEON725> Well now that your crack works, ours is the only one that takes illegit users.
<NEON725> WE HAVE
<NEON725> A GRAY MONOPOLY
<[GM]BGMNiTrOuS> BUHAHAH
<Bishop> so how've you guys doing
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> [katlatze connected]
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Nebual) Oh I'm Bishop
<Bishop> i am too
<Bishop> what a coincidence
<Bishop> we should hookup
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (katlatze) >:|
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Nebual) I don't think it is
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (katlatze) NO HOOKING UP
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Vallery) AHHHH
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Vallery) YOU MORON
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Nebual) =O
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Vallery) THE-
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Vallery) Did you _seriously_?
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Nebual) Misinterpret your blueprints?
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Nebual) Apparently
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Vallery) Well no.
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Vallery) But why is it on a torch> XD
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Nebual) "Is it on a"?
<Ducko> YOU ARE THE PRODUCT OF THE GREATEST MINDS OF A GENERATION, WITH THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF BEING A MORON
<Vallery> http://i.imgur.com/QBZ2d.png
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Nebual) I'll have you know
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Nebual) It seemed like a pretty good idea at the time
<Nebual> Googling "curling riot" shows nothing except "Vancouver is rioting over cup loss" right now
<Nebual> If the Canada Post strike doesn't end in them burning their own post offices it'll be disappointing
<Dawg> Wait is Val saying she doesn't like Hockey?
<Dawg> Burn the witch.
<Larmo> Why do you have a cabbage vector graphic on your desktop?
^ BECAUSE HIS NAME IS VALLERY LETTUCE HAHAHAHAHAHAH
<Larmo> I found out about a liveCD that's perfect for me
<Larmo> rescatux
<Larmo> Main purpose is to fix bootloaders
[19:35]<Jobu>anyways kris your a modder can you help me instal these steampunk mods by pchan3?
[19:36]<Kris>Jobu: It's kinda hard to give instructions to those who selectively read every other word I say
<Kris>So, no.
---30 SECONDS LATER--
[19:36][INFO]Query view for “Jobu” opened.
<Jobu>it would be easeir if i didnt lag in game and if people didnt talk so pming is good for that
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Xenxe) when did i get 21 roses
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Xenxe) did i really just collect these subconsiously? XD
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (DucksofGrass) You did scream "ROSES" earlier
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Xenxe) what gives
<[MC]Zerobrine[1_6_6]> (Xenxe) my music stopped mid music
<Nebual> Kat why did you say bye, that was coincidental
<Katty> Because Ducks picked up my seat and ran away
<Katty> Wasnt that weird XD
<[GM]Nebual> The shit
<[GM]Phoenixae> LOL
<[GM]Phoenixae> And we exploded
<Val> Ok back up.
<Nebual> You're always backing up!
<Nebual> I don't know how you don't hit shit!
=-= Nebual is now known as Vallery
<Vallery> BEEEP
<Val> FFFFF
<Vallery> BEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP
<Kat> Okay yesterday, my mom opens the bathroom window
<Kat> And theres a GIANT SPIDER -JUST- outside
<Kat> It starts to creep in
<Kat> My mom screams, I go to see it, I'm fine for a minute then I scream
<Kat> My dads like EVERYONE SHUT UP YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED
<Kat> Then my mom was like
<Kat> "If that thing comes in we're f*cked!!!!"
(Nebual) Blizzards typically drill large 16x16 holes through the ground
(6:34:23 PM) Pain_laptop: fff aboutto lose pwoer
(6:34:25 PM) Pain_laptop: power
(6:34:27 PM) Pain_laptop: about to lose it
(6:34:29 PM) Pain_laptop: power flickering
(6:34:49 PM) Pain_laptop: I think I'm still alive right now
A few hours later...
(7:36:13 PM) Fractal: PAIN
(7:36:19 PM) Fractal: PAIN ARE YOU STILL WITH US
(7:36:25 PM) Fractal: OH GOD
(7:36:30 PM) Fractal: AUSTRALIA'S GONE DARK
(7:36:43 PM) Fractal: IT'S THE RECKONING
(7:36:46 PM) Fractal: GOD HELP US.
(7:36:59 PM) Fractal left the room (quit: Quit: There's no internet in the fallout shelter).
(7:47:58 PM) Pain_laptop: wat
(7:48:24 PM) Pain_laptop: No, that's not happening until Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber do a duet
<Vallery> Is there something I don't know about?
<Vallery> ...and I see paranoia has kicked in.
<Vallery> Glad to see that's still working.
<Flandre> Its one thing to forget your "Explicit" or "hentai" tag
<Flandre> Its another thing to do that on a Futanari pic :/
<Xenxe> what if its a really hot futanari pic
<Flandre> I don't find the whole "Chicks With Dicks" concept very appealing
<Xenxe> how long have you been playing with nebtown?
<Flandre> since around valentines day :P
<Xenxe> ahhhh thats why
<Xenxe> give it time
<Xenxe> idk what it is about nebtown but it turns us all at least a little gay
<Flandre> Even so
<Fractal> this is fact
<Fractal> "This chick is hot, but it would be better with a horse penis" - Flandre, 2012
<Flandre> LOL
<Pain_laptop> xD
<Nebual> XD
<Kat> I just fingered Neb
<Larmoggle> Hot.
<Nebual> I didn't feel anything Kat
<Xenxe> nebs too loose
<Larmoggle> Typical Kat
<Kat> I'll used two next time
<Xenxe> stop letting him go go gay bars
<Nebual> Thanks Xen
<Memnoc> wtf
<Kat> XDDDD
<Tessa> Lol
<Flandre> :D
12:39 PM - Bishop: The picking up after yourself is kinda dazing
12:40 PM - Bishop: because 'oh shit i gotta do the dishes, i'm on my own now'
12:40 PM - Bishop: i don't do other chores so they'll do the do dishes, I do all of them
<Larmo> Wait disregard
<Larmo> Iama Larmo AMA
<[GM]StarFox> RollOverRover is now loading the game.
Shadohh: QUICK! COCK-HIGHFIVE
Shadohh: im mad we didnt cockslap
Shadohh: we seriously need to talk about this.
Nebual: What
Shadohh: return my cockfive
Nebual: I'm not sure how
Shadohh: fine ill give u a pass again
Shadohh: QUICK NEB
Nebual: Nono I'm fine
Shadohh: COCKFIVE!
Nebual: Really
Shadohh: -.-"
Shadohh: DO IT
Shadohh: YOU WILL LIKE IT
Shadohh: I PROMISE
Shadohh: It will lift your spirits
Nebual: =O
Shadohh: neb, the cock is awaiting your five
Shadohh: Fine do u have a preference?
Shadohh: low?
Shadohh: high?
Nebual: High I guess
Shadohh: QUICK!
Shadohh: HIGHCOCKFIVE
Nebual does
Shadohh: i am accomplished
Vallery: You know how everyone says brie cheese tastes like Semen? It totally does. It was like being mugged down memory lane.
<Kris> Ladies and gentlemen
<Kris> It's 7:30 and we're back at the
<Kris> VALLLLLLLL
<Kris> SSSSEEEEEEEEEEECREEEEETTTTTTTTT
<Nebtop> FOOTBALLLLLLLL GAMEEEEE
<Kris> SHOWDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN STADIUM
<Xenxe> is this some riddle relation to programming
<Xenxe> relating*
<Nebtop> Guys you're in #Programming
<Katty> LOL
<Vallery> LOL
<Memnoc> Lol
<Pain_laptop> lol
Nebual: Actually ":S" is practically an auxiliary verb.
<NEON725> Ever tried to get your porn stash onto a computer running windows 95?
<Kris> But :|
<Kris> I tried breaking the linux-windows barrier
<Kris> It was... horrible
<NEON725> With no usb, network, or cd drive? I had to archive it in 1.44kb blocks
<Kris> Whales and petunias everywhere
<NEON725> IT took 20 floppy disks to transfer one picture half the size of my desktop
<NEON725> I;d just sit there and copy, eject floppy, reinsert floppy, copy, eject, rinse, repeat, for about twenty minutes
<NEON725> Not fun.
<Fractal> sounds like a friday night
<[GM]NEON725> Sounds like a crappy chinese game show to me
<Fractal> eventually the computer gets bored and gets dressed
<Kris> XD
<Kris> FRACTAL LOL
<[GM]NEON725> XD
[20:42] <NEON725> OH FLYING FUCK
[20:42] <NEON725> SOME PACKING TAPE
[20:42] <NEON725> JUST CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND ATTACKED ME
[20:42] <NEON725> I kinda have my pants off
[20:42] <Katty> Guess your leg hair isn't deadly killing machines after all ;D
[20:42] <Katty> Oh christ
[20:42] <NEON725> I dont even know why there was scrap packing tape near
[20:42] <NEON725> PACKING TAPE USES NAIR
[20:42] <NEON725> ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Xenxe but but its like nearly there
Xenxe its littarlly like really really soft icecream
Xenxe just want it a bit harder
Xenxe ...
Fractal thats
Fractal what
Fractal she
Fractal said
Xenxe should check sentence for harder before posting
<John> Fractal
<John> WTF
<John> IS
<John> THIS KEY
<Fractal> what
<John> STREGE
<John> Strenge
<John> Strenght
<Fractal> Did you not make it past making an account
<John> im making it
<Vallery> LOL
<John> what is key strenghts?
<Fractal> You've been gone for an hour!
<Larmo> I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li1djnsFiZ1qh809co1_400.gif
[23:04] <Freyr> Freyr is a dude
[23:05] <Freyr> Specifically the God of phallic fertility, farming, and wealth
[23:05] <Freyr> Alternate names include Yngvi-Freyr, or Frey.
[23:05] <Nebual> Well when I think "Louis" those are my top 3
9:58 PM - Nebual: What is the meaning of this
9:59 PM - Memnoc: What
9:59 PM - Nebual: This
9:59 PM - Nebual gestures to all of you
10:00 PM - Memnoc: What about all of me
10:04 PM - Nebual: We need more of this
[23:42] <RedWire> Gman engtorune See the problem with time travel is, in fact, one of steamrollers.
[23:42] <[GM]Yggman> What the hell do you need a steamroller for? You work at Tim Hortons's.
[01:20] <Nebtop> Who the cock buys lampshades anyway
[01:20] <Nebtop> Its like buying a speed-parachute for your car
[01:20] <Nebtop> "Yeah well my car was going too fast and too efficiently"
[01:21] <Nebtop> "So I put this on to slow it down and reduce the engine's power, thus increasing fuel costs by lowering the point of the vehicle"
[01:21] <Nebtop> "Its basically the opposite of an electric car"
[23:55] <Nebtop> Man if the homosexual angel from the Philadelphia cream cheese commercial walked into our class at that point
[23:55] <Nebtop> And said "you just tan(3)*g!"
[23:55] <Nebtop> and then waltz'd out of the room
[23:55] <Nebtop> We'd hyperventilate
<Vallery> ANd I don't like keyboard shortcuts if there's an assessable GUI thing.
[18:09] <NEON725> Larms, go to your dad.
[18:09] <NEON725> And ask him to say "Nipples"
[18:09] <NEON725> It's a word that most men have trouble with.
[18:09] <John-Nebman> Nipples
[18:09] <Nebual> "Son, the nipples go in the Urethra"
<John-Nebman> Finger Lickeng Jerk WTF IS THAT IVE NEVER HEADD
<Fractal> GUYS CONCEPT ART FOR NEXT GEN POKEMON LEAKED
<Fractal> http://i.imgur.com/oWOzz.png
<Kat_von_Kat> :)
<Vallery> :)
<Fractal> you smile now
<Fractal> wait a year until the washing machine with legs shows up
<Fractal> calling it now
<Kat_von_Kat> Actually........
<Kat_von_Kat> You're a little behind
<Kat_von_Kat> http://giratinarider.webs.com/Wash%20Rotom.png
<Fractal> are you serious
<Kat_von_Kat> http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rotom_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29
<Fractal> fuck me
<Fractal> household appliances.
[00:25] <Kat_vas_Nebmandy> Gman if you were hungry what would you eat
[00:25] <[GM]Gman> ;3
[00:25] <Kris> XD
[00:25] <Kris> OH GOD
[00:25] <Kris> OH /GOD/
[00:25] <Kat_vas_Nebmandy> GMAN YOU'RE TAKING AFTER NEB LOL
<Vallery> I don't know how Neb manages tabs or windows.
He always has SO MANY.
HE NEVER CLOSES ANY UNLESS IT'S PRODUCING UNWANTED SOUND
[18:57] <Ducko> I am failing to see how I am the bad guy here.
[18:58] <Memnoc> That's the problem
<Xenxe> ok
<Xenxe> i alt tab for 2 minutes
<Xenxe> and i come back to elephant long chat history
<Xenxe> :<
<Kat_vas_Nebmandy> WAT?
<Kat_vas_Nebmandy> Its only as long as Kris man
<Xenxe> lol
<Kat_vas_Nebmandy> LOL
<Kat_vas_Nebmandy> OMG I DIDNDT MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY
<Kris> What
<Kat_vas_Nebmandy> I JUST MEANT THAT KRIS HAS TALKED MOST OF THE TIME XD
<Kris> That's not very long
<Kat_vas_Nebmandy> LOL
<Kris> XD
<Kat_vas_Nebmandy> LOL
<Kat_vas_Nebmandy> OMG
<Kat_vas_Nebmandy> XD
<Xenxe> ITS CERTAINLY NOT AS LONG AS ME
<Kat_vas_Nebmandy> LOL!!!!!!
<Xenxe> maybe if we talked for a few hours
[23:53] <The Reaper> oh yeah, I got a snake today
[23:53] <Kris> Ooh is it a python
[23:53] <The Reaper> yep
[23:54] <The Reaper> my dealer got busted with coke, and his girlfriend moved back in with her mother
[23:54] <The Reaper> so I got it for free
[23:54] <The Reaper> Only 2 months old.
[23:54] <Nebual> ^ How Reaper buys pets
[00:01] <Fractal> NEBROPHONE
[00:01] <Fractal> A FIRST FOR NEBTOWN
[00:01] <Fractal> THIS IS MODERATELY UNHEARD OF
lol get it
<Nebual> So should we rename the "new" kwotes page just Kwotes?
<Nebual> So links still point to something of relevence?
<Fractal> I guess
<Fractal> Should make a note somewhere to tell people not to edit the old page
---> Older Kwotes
<[GM]BravoAlpha> i had gmod for roughly 3 months
<John> i had gmod for roughly 3 years
<[GM]gabe240snailbox> o hey john
<[GM]BravoAlpha> john y u use my roughly part in ur sentence?
<John> i dunno
<[GM]BravoAlpha> :i
<[GM]BravoAlpha> anyways
<[GM]BravoAlpha> so..
<[GM]BravoAlpha> i heard some things..
<John> im not gay
Comments (2)
Katlatze said
at 10:25 am on Sep 2, 2011
Hey! What did I say!
Vallery said
at 9:14 am on Sep 5, 2011
Something either about Neb or violins. 9_9
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