Recently two nationwide censuses undertaken at the same time, because that's totally how it works, have revealed that North Americans are increasingly asking for only one thing. The meager amount of thirteen dollars, for no reason in particular. The US, and Canadian government are both scratching their heads at how they're usually divided populace have all managed to band together with the goal of acquiring thirteen dollars.

" I don't understand it!" , said a confused Harper, "Instead of cutting back on Greenhouse Gasses or reducing my military spending all they want from me is thirteen dollars?" However the results also showed that 9.55 pounds would also be acceptable. Also further mentioning that it would be great if it could be directly forwarded to their PayPal accounts.

(An unrelated picture of a pretty cool Watch Tower)

     When asked what the thirteen dollars was for the most simply stated "Awwwe nothing." or "You wouldn't understand it." or even more popular the "I'll answer that in a minute, just found a huge gold vein!"

In response to the news President Barrack Obama has introduced his thirteen dollars to every American stimulus package stating that

"If it's just Thirteen dollars you need, Barrack will hook you up."

(Another unrelated picture of the same watch tower)

Despite seeming like a win-win situation, some are skeptical of the Thirteen Dollar deal. Some state that thirteen dollars is just an unrealistic goal, that whatever it is that thirteen dollars is needed for it can wait 'til next payday. Some don't even see what all the.... Oooooh Pretty View

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