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Nebtown Gazelle: Sources report it's still about two weeks until school

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     Following questioning that many Nebtowners, should be getting ready for academic excellence, and with the media stirred into a buzz about the best places for back to school deals, some folks are wondering is it too soon. "Oh come on there's at least two weeks until it all starts up." stated the current Nebcorp CEO.

" I mean the first day doesn't even really count right?" Some were quick to counter saying that it had been at least two weeks for a period of time rough 2.4 weeks. It was met with a reply of "Okay well maybe it isn't exactly two weeks, but if you round up like they told you to do in Grade 7 Math it is most definitely two weeks. "

     However despite a rough majority agreeing that is it at least two weeks left, a radical group Keeners United is rallying behind exact time measurements ensuring that it never hurts to be right, or deathly accurate. Following that is was approximately 252 hours until the start of their Academic courses, also stating that Ronald should totally inform them of his timetable in two days or he would like be totally kicked out.

     Sources also reported that procrastination in Nebtowners has gone up around 50%

Oh, and here's a picture from the movie Inception, because it was totally badass, and made up for the fact that Sunshine was worse than the Departed Amirite?

 

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Jake said

at 6:23 pm on Aug 30, 2010

I Started school the 12th of august nigga,

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