Nebtown is a city-state country (province) located in Bosnia, which has been moved to Mars via giant rocket thrusters. The capital city of Nebtown is Bakn. The government of Nebtown is housed within Jakn, a 7.5 story building with a tendency to self-destruct via various ridiculous means, including but by no means limited to melting, meteor strikes, ants, namage, terrorism, melting, pressing Z, and wire updates.

Places of interest within Nebtown include excess_construct, gm_squares, and mobenix_v3. Since Bosnia landed on Mars, the dwarf planet Katurn has started orbiting Mars. Whether the two incidents are related is currently unknown.

Nebtown's primary import is nubs. The primary exports are screenshots, kwotes and homosexuals. Nebtown's economy is fairly self-sufficient, as its primary exports exist in a very stable market even in today's economy. This is because Nebtown is COMMUNISM!!! Money was only ever issued to citizens during Nebtown's brief space exploration phase, which was cancelled when a majority of the space research team developed ADHD and opened beverage stands instead.

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