Bishop: How can you smell rain from inside?

Kat: Windows exist. In the Prime timeline.

Kat: Caught ya Bishop.

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Nebual: I can't climb back up the zipline, because the subterranean sex king stole my pants.

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Kat: The recommended search for "can I use my tablet with Blender" is "can I blend pills".

Val: I love homonyms.

Bishop: Just like grammar used to make 'em.

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Bishop: "You can take parts of the frog off!"

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Bishop, in a Drunken haze: ... Kubernetes chicken sandwich... it sounds good...

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Bishop: *joins chat*

Bishop: "Neb, how much do you work with the application layer?"

Nebual: "...mostly?"

Bishop: "Well, thanks."

Bishop: *disconnects*

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In which an elite team of weasels tries to explain Nolphin Technology:

Ducko: You see, when a graviton (totally real) meets a nolphin, a nolphon and two nolphinos are produced

Ducko: One goes up, the other goes down. The nolphon kind of goes left

NEON: Awkwardly.

NEON: And spazzingly.

NEON: This is the source of all weird and fucked up gmod physics

NEON: Which is a universe built primarily on nolpherinos

NEON: The four fundamental forces of gmod are nolphins, grays, sv_lag, and gman.

Vallery: Anti-nolpherinos are more commonly known as hoverballs

Ducko: Interestingly, nolpherinos and their antiparticle do not annihilate each other, but they do spazz out a lot

Ducko: That's the magic of nolphin-based particle physics

Kat: The nolphin’s primary power source, however, is a contained microscopic black hole completely saturated with bees. The buzzing of the bees provides precisely a 60.0000001 Hz frequency which, when fed through a composite object-shaped capacitive pathway provides limitless zero-point energy.

Ducko: And yes, that 1 is crucial to the overall operation

Kat: Neb were we close with the nolphin science

Nebual: Well Nolphins are largely organic. They have moods, breathe, feed off the excess brain energy of their drivers (or, in a pinch, anyone chronologically nearby), each has its own genetic structure and heritage, etc.

Nebual: We've never actually seen the bee's, if that's what you want to call em

Nebual: It is a good analogy for the buzzing though.

NEON: We must construct the large beedron collider.

NEON: And finally observe free bee particles

Nebual: I'd broadly go with Kat's explanation of the power core, noting that her studies are largely based around the late 4th generation models.

Nebual: And that there can be significant variations even within the same family, based on the environmental influences it had growing up (hovercraft, delorean, upside down train, pet wallet, etc)

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*long political discussion*

Vallery @ 1 AM: ..man, I'm so sorry for everyone waking up tomorrow and going "huh, I'll check if anything funny happened in #nebtown"

Vallery @ 3 AM: @every nebtowner who keeps normal hours: I'm even more sorry than I was 2 hours ago

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Vallery: I have strong options when 6 hey to a keyboard lol 

Nebual: Sorry, your first sentance, I think it got hit by a truck 

Vallery: It got hit by a phone

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[GM]NEON725 [5:39 PM] What are you up to?

[GM]Vallery [5:39 PM] Same thing I had out earlier

    Omfg I'm so confused by angles right now

[GM]NEON725 [5:45 PM] The demon god Gimbal lock has been summoned.

[GM]Vallery [5:45 PM] It's not even gimbal lock...

    Hmm no, my angle logic is sound, I'm just suppling bad ones

    Okay let's be clear here, if I'm trying to spin a thing, I use SpinCounter%360 right?

    I'm not forgetting how modulo works?

[GM]NEON725 [5:49 PM] That sounds right. I'm pretty sure source uses degrees and not radians.

[GM]Vallery [5:53 PM] The more I debug, the nuttier this gets

[GM]NEON725 [5:53 PM] That's why you dont read the tome made with human-skin leather.

    knowledge can drive a man insane

Ducko [5:54 PM] I sure do love me some apocrypha

[GM]Vallery [5:54 PM] What the FUCK is going on here

    When I love it faster, it goes more wrong

    ...

    What the shit, it's just an increment, not in a loop!

    This isn't obeying E2 interval() :|

    THis is wild

    Okay, there's definitely a cap on interval(), I'd say it's about 500ms [editor's note: there isn't]

    One mystery solved

    ...

    What the FUCK geometry

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 Vallery: Very theoretical question: how would you feel about moving from pbworks to mediawiki ("the wikipedia wiki") or something? 

Nebual: pbworks is poo, but so is our Wiki

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[GM]Natty: 3 fps 

[GM]Natty: as fast as a potato

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Katlatze [9:08 PM] NSFW but I have to share this with everyone

     !!!!!!NSFW!!!!!! https://static1.e621.net/data/b7/37/b737345f0628ca672a463a42426796e9.jpg (82KB)

Nebual [9:08 PM] Thanks Slack thumbnailer

Katlatze [9:08 PM] LOL

     CAN YOU PLEASE LOOK AT THIS

Nebual [9:08 PM] I appreciate it

Katlatze [9:08 PM] THIS IS ART AT ITS FINEST

Nebual [9:08 PM] Its very you

Katlatze [9:08 PM] I know LOL

     Okay so

     Blank, mindless expressions

     The picture is blurry AND grainy somehow

     Also its a HORSE SCREWING A CENTAUR

     This is just

     This is the polar opposite of the hidef screwing velociraptors

     Vallery you may aswell stop painting, I found the pinnacle of art

Vallery [9:09 PM] Lmao

Nebual [9:09 PM] I'm not sure what expression the horse should have

Vallery [9:10 PM] I'll pack up my paints and be gone

Katlatze [9:10 PM] > Read pick up my pants

Vallery [9:10 PM] Hey it's not that kind of night

timsandtoms [10:37 PM] Oh lawdy, I was not expecting that when I scrolled up to see what I missed

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[GM]Ducko [5:35 PM] Now to try this again on campusnet

     I tried limiting my max fps to only 60, and thus far it has worked.

     I dunno why that would affect anything

     But then again, this is not a normal situation lol

[GM]Vallery [5:35 PM] I think I discovered parallel worlds

NEON725 [5:35 PM] anyway, phone screen is no good for coding and the chat box wont accept input, so funny enough im currently ill with gray status

[GM]Ducko [5:37 PM] Left the game.

[GM]Vallery [5:37 PM] RIP

Ducko [5:37 PM] Well, Wifi is broken now

     But my hypothesis was correct, it does not break ethernet

     But if my ethernet gets borked, both are down

     Wtf is even this bug

Nebual [5:38 PM] Neon are you somehow playing Gmod over VNC???

NEON725 [5:39 PM] yeah basically

     its not vnc but a protocol thats optimized for games

     like the steam inhome streaming but to my android over a VLAN

     BECAUSE I HATE MISSING ALL THE COOL SHIT AND WE HAVENT GMODDED IN FOREVER

Ducko [5:41 PM] HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL LOL

NEON725 [5:41 PM] but yeah currently experiencing grayness because of the bizzarre setup

     ducko youre using comp through phone wifi im using more or less the inverse lol

Ducko [5:42 PM] No Neon

     That was just a test

     I'm using campus internet, which apparently STRONGLY dislikes gmod

     Every time I try to gmod on it, it goes into a coma for exactly 1 hour

     But only if it's before midnight apparently??

     ...

     Wtf the problem spontaneously spread from wifi to the ethernet

     WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

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[GM]Nebual [6:48 PM] Remember the Showcase project?

[GM]Vallery [6:48 PM] I don't

[GM]Nebual [6:48 PM] It was a collection of scripts that basically took a screenshot into a format my E2 could understand

[GM]Vallery [6:49 PM] :O

NEON725 [6:49 PM] I vaguely remember that

[GM]Nebual [6:49 PM] IIRC you could "Use" the screen, and it'd load up a dupe of what you were looking at

[GM]Vallery [6:49 PM] I remember many incarnations of stuff like that, but never anything usuably distinct

[GM]Natty [6:50 PM] ​Left the game.

[GM]KingIonTrueLove [6:50 PM] ​Left the game.

[GM]Vallery [6:50 PM] ​Left the game.

[GM]Nebual [6:50 PM] LOL shit 

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[GM]Vallery [10:18 PM] Hmm, what's an eye pod? :O This could solve my current problem

[GM]Nebual [10:18 PM] An Eyepod is a shitty nolphin

[GM]NEON725 [10:19 PM] lol

[GM]Nebual [10:19 PM] Its a vaguely configurable device that flies your ship for you

[GM]Vallery [10:19 PM] LOL Rekt

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Vallery [12:30 PM] Would you mind renaming the Kwotes page to be Kwotes Pre2016?

    I can't find the menu that the docs says is used, so I don't think I have perms

Nebual [12:31 PM] Is it time for another segregation of kwotes?

Vallery [12:31 PM] The current page is really big and it's a nice thematic segway into the Third Age of nebtown

Nebual [12:32 PM] Pft, the is like the 8th cycle

Vallery [12:32 PM] IDK, it's the first revival that's lasted more than like 2 weeks in 5 years

Nebual [12:33 PM] I blame Slack :D

Vallery [12:33 PM] Besides kwotes is a funny way to measure eras

    The Golden Age, The Decline, The Renaissance

 

---> Fine, aged Kwotes