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THE FREIGHTENING PSEUDO FUNGI

Page history last edited by Nebual 14 years, 2 months ago

 

THE FEARFUL...

          THE HATED:

 

PSEUDO FUNGI


T'was a normal day in nebtown. All was calm, Bishop WASPing, Kris E2ing. Suddenly;

     The Neon appears. Some friendly banter is exchanged... when suddenly. The bomb is dropped, the hats are off, and Neon unleashed the wrath of the FUNGI.

 

But; Don't take my word for it; see for yourself...


Karis> KARIS
  <Karis> HAS JOINED GMOD
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> YEAh.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> How are you Karis?
  <Karis> Im good kris. How are you?
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> :D
  <Karis> :D
  <Karis> Suddenly
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> A knight appears.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Ohai.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> GUESS WHAT?
  <Karis> Heeeelo.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> LET'S MAKE AN MP3 PLAYER CHIP.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> THAT PLAYS A HOLE HELLA LOT OF MP3S AT OUR WHIM.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> FOR USE ON THE WASP/
  <[GMOD]-Knight> ut I don't know the syntax, so.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> You mean something like this?
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Already done.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> ..
  <[GMOD]-Knight> place it back down
  <Karis> Nothxlol
  <[GMOD]-Knight> ...
  <Karis> Sytaxxin'...
  <Karis> radioStartAll(s)
  <Karis> Thats it.
  <Karis> Dont'chu whack me
  <Karis> >:~O
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> NEON!
  <[GMOD]-Knight> What in the hell?
  <[GMOD]-Knight> What promise, douchebag?
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Prove it.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> SUDDENLY: A kris appears.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Rrrrrrawwwr
  <[GMOD]-Knight> HAHAH GOTCHA.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Suddenly
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Idea.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Good. Later.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> You need deodorant.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Hiii
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> You have stopnadio
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> ._.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Get over it, juicer.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Your expressions are the detriment of this server.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Bishop
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> In the IRC
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> It looks like your talking to yourself
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Good.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> XD
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Lol kris whats the bullshot wepaon I always used to use?
  <[GMOD]-Knight> the handgun thing?
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Bullshot?
  <[GMOD]-Knight> the secondary pistol.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> weapon_what?
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Not really?
  <[GMOD]-Knight> God, he's an asshole. and just because he was an ashole, he thinks he can be an asshole to everyone, because he's an asshole.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Asshole.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> That's what HE said.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> nono kris.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> the secondary pistol.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> not THIS one, but if you press '2' again, you'd get it.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Oh.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> !giveweapon--
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Jackass.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> :D
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OH GOD!
  <[GMOD]-Knight> KRIS WE NEED TO FINISH THE WASP ASAP.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> We?
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Me.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> sorry, lol.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> I*
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Also
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> I dont see what the wasp can do.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> It has a manual mode.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Does it have a camera
  <[GMOD]-Knight> which makes it 10X--yes.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Oh
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Nids > Wasp.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> I'm not feeling lucky. KRIS, you do it.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Why
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Im already gay and fun
  <[GMOD]-Knight> becuase your an admin.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> So
  <[GMOD]-Knight> THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR INPROVEMENT.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Hold on
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Suddenly, idea
  <[GMOD]-Knight> I do have radar u no.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> K
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Bacl
  <[GMOD]-Knight> be ready to kill fungus if you spawn it.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> WHAT error messages?
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Oh, cool.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> this is lulz, actuallyt.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Hey neon
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> What else does gayfun do?
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Cool.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Woh
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> It can kill dog/
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> DAWG
  <[GMOD]-Knight> It's just a crowbar.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> hat in the hell?
  <[GMOD]-Knight> FUNGUS SHIT
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Lol not.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> This is fun.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Yeees
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Hold on
  <[GMOD]-Knight> wtf?
  <[GMOD]-Knight> !gotokris
  <[GMOD]-Knight> here?
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Oh hey
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OH GOD!
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> I pressed it
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Did it do anything
  <[GMOD]-Knight> he wasn't lying!
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> OH JESUS
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> WHERES IT AT
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> AND WHY ON EARTH IS IT IN THE SKYBOX
  <[GMOD]-Knight> DAMN YOU NEON I WISH YOU HAD LIED
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> COMMENCE NUKING!
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> WE NEED A NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> DO IT
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> IS IT GONE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OH JESUS FUCK
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> OH HOLY JESUS
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OH GOD
  <[GMOD]-Knight> IM OUT OF AMMO
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> BISHOP
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OH GOD IT'S LIKE MULTIPLYING TO ALL HOLY HELL
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> TO THE LAB
  <[GMOD]-Knight> FUCK
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> IS IT STILL ALIVE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> YES
  <[GMOD]-Knight> VERYU
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> OH MY GOD
  <[GMOD]-Knight> DAMN US FOR PRESSING THAT BUTTON
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> BISH
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> PUSH THAT BUTTOn
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> WITH THE MAN ON IT
  <[GMOD]-Knight> WE NEED TO WIRE UP SOME TRIGGER ATOMIC BOMBS.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NO TIME.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> WE HAVE TO NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> BISHOP
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> WHAT ARE PAX LEVELS LIKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> I DONO BUT I BET OVER 9000
  <[GMOD]-Knight> KRIS PROMOTE ME TO ADMIN TEMPORARILY
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> I CANT
  <[GMOD]-Knight> and I mena temporar--
  <[GMOD]-Knight> K THEN SPAWN ATOMIC ENTITIES
  <[GMOD]-Knight> WE NEED TO WIRE EM NOW
  <[GMOD]-Knight> DAMN STILL THER
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Did you just namage the other ones LOL
  <[GMOD]-Knight> WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE SKYBOX
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OH GOD
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OH GOD OH JESUS OH GOD
  <[GMOD]-Knight> SPAWN EM
  <[GMOD]-Knight> all ove rthe place
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> OH MY GOD
  <[GMOD]-Knight> IS IT LIKE INVISIBLE?
  <[GMOD]-Knight> SPAWN EM NOOOOWWW
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> AHHHHh
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> NOT A HEALTH VIAL
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NOW YOU FOOL
  <[GMOD]-Knight> ITS FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> DAMMIT NEON
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> YOUR GONNA CRASH US
  <[GMOD]-Knight> DAMN THEY'RE STILL GOING
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDd
  <[GMOD]-Knight> YMY RADAR ISNT PICKING UP SHIT
  <[GMOD]-Knight> You hate nme topo, so.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OK K
  <[GMOD]-Knight> KRIS
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> AHHHHHH
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> IM TRYING
  <[GMOD]-Knight> ONE MORE ATOM BOMB
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> TO DELETE THEM
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> THROUGH E2
  <[GMOD]-Knight> SPAWN ME AN ATOM BOMB SO I CAN SPAWN THEM
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> ITS THE BREIFCASE
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> OAKY
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> ARE THEY GONE
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> I FELT THE NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> BISHOP
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> TALK TO ME BRo
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> ARE THEY GONE#
  <[GMOD]-Knight> WORKING
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OH MY GOD
  <[GMOD]-Knight> GOD OH GOF OH GODF
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> nuke
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Nuke
  <[GMOD]-Knight> huh.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> ARE THEY GONE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Yes.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Oh thank god.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> but damn, lol, that was fun.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> we spazzed.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> yeah XD
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> totaly panic
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> ...
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> Uh oh.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> I think I just--
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> NOOOOOo
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> FUCK
  <[GMOD]-Knight> nuke
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKENUKENUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> WAIT
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> THOSE ARE MELONS
  <[GMOD]-Knight> UBER NUKE.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> got em.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> BUT I'M BLINDED BY THE LIIIIIGGGHHHHTT
  <[GMOD]-Knight> damn lol it really is bright
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OH GOD
  <[GMOD]-Knight> WTF
  <[GMOD]-Knight> SHIT KRIS
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> DID I JUST
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> OH MY GOD.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> got em.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> now thar fuck--
  <[GMOD]-Knight> HOLY SHIT THERE BACK TEN FOLD
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> YUOR KIDDING ME
  <[GMOD]-Knight> I NEED TO GO LAB WORK.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> DID THAT OWRK
  <[GMOD]-Knight> =D
  <[GMOD]-Knight> nuke
  <[GMOD]-Knight> nuke
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> ....
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OMG.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> I THINK ITS...
  <[GMOD]-Knight> OUTSIDE...
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> JEEEEESUS
  <[GMOD]-Knight> JESUS.;
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> OH
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> BISHOP
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> QUICK
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> WHAT ARE YOU WATING FOR
  <[GMOD]-Knight> uh.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> NOOOOOOOOO
  <[GMOD]-Knight> ..
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> QWHAT DI DYOU DO T IT
  <[GMOD]-Knight> oh holy fuck
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> DAMMIT NEON
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> DID YOU GIB MY NUKE
  <[GMOD]-Knight> ...
  <[GMOD]-Knight> k.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> GOT AN IDEA.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> kris.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> set me up an array.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> WHAT DO YOU MEAN
  <[GMOD]-Knight> I'ma go fungus hunting.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> OKAY
  <[GMOD]-Knight> I MEAN WRAP AN ARRAY AROUND ME THAT WILL DO SHIT.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> Not really.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> WAHT
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> PLAY
  <[GMOD]-Knight> crap.
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> JEEEEEESUS BISHOP DO SOMETHING
  <[GMOD]-Knight> DID YOU DO WHAT I ASKED?
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU NEED LOL
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> PAX
  <[GMOD]-Knight> I TOLD YOU
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> I DONT GET IT
  <[GMOD]-Knight> GOTCHA.
  <[GMOD]-Knight> GOT PAX ARE HUGE
  <[GMOD]-Krisrang> SHITY
  <[GMOD]-Knight> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX
  <[GMOD]-Knight> kris
  <[GMOD]-Knight> KRIS
  |<-- [GMOD]-Gman has left 24.68.117.47:27033 (Remote host closed the connection)
  |<-- [GMOD]-Knight has left 24.68.117.47:27033 (Remote host closed the connection)
  |<-- [GMOD]-Krisrang has left 24.68.117.47:27033 (Write error: connection closed)

Comments (2)

Knightmare said

at 12:12 pm on Jan 29, 2010

This is Bishop and I approve of message.

Knightmare said

at 12:13 pm on Jan 29, 2010

this*

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