Recently players in the longstanding game "The Fucking Earth", have noticed that  desert, and jungle maps have become increasingly prone to spawnkilling. Most of these maps have the suffix "Africa" at the end as so are referred to Africa maps as a whole.(Ex: Sierra Leone, Africa) The game, noted for it's intense realism, has recently come under fire for not taking action against the vicious spawnkillers. Many players who enjoy, and often solely reside in North America maps have recently staged protests, demanding the stopping of all spawnkilling. Spawnkilling is a generally frowned upon in the game variant Global Domination. While games of Global Domination have taken place in the past, recent uprisings of large clans prevent further conflicts. Those who still enjoy the gametype were thought to have gone into hiding, but now they are reemerging in Africa maps. Many of these players are forming small clans in order to pose a threat to other larger clans. The NATO clan, who enjoy the living peacefully, and diplomatic sections of "The Fucking Earth", is determined to not let these clans pose a serious threat, and really they don't want to destroy their 6-0 record. Many in the NATO clan are wondering why the admins of the servers that host Africa maps aren't banning the spawnkillers. Others are even threatening a frightening scrimmage of Global Domination. A branch of NATO, Team America, insists on totally owning the spawnkilling scrubs in Africa. However others in NATO are criticizing this saying it'll be totally an unfair fight. Another Branch of NATO, Europa, brought up some convincing facts.

(Two Nooblets, Levels Unknown)

     "The average player of an African server is a complete noob. They range from level 1-14, but they are pretty much noobs when it comes to gametypes like, Economy Race, Expell the Dictator, and Prosperity. The only things these noobs are good at is killing other noobs who play on the same maps as them. I mean half of them haven't even unlocked guns yet. These guys would be totally slaughtered by the professional players in Team America. I mean these Team America guys have rarely lost a fight. The only map they ever lost on was Dense Jungle against the newly founded Communism Clan. When asked about this defeat Team America often acknownledges the fact saying that they were a "total bunch of camping pussies." It was also noted however that Team America used shit tons of cheap ass airstrikes, and basically whored the chopper the whole round. Team America is stilled pretty pissed about that loss.

     Currently however Team America is involved with another clan the Islamarama which, despite what Team America is saying, is still capping a few cities, and getting in some pretty nasty multi-kills. "Man you should have saw this one guy, he had like so many bombs strapped to his chest, and then he like charged into a group of them. BAM! Most epic jihad ever, you really should have seen it" explained a member of Islamarama. The heated match has been going on for quite awhile with no clear winner, but Team America still stands by the fact that the match had "already ended."

"It was supposed to be a 2 round match with a couple of tanks, and some foot soldiers, a nice scrim, but no now it's some explosive whoring, sniper campfest bullshit. I mean if our leader hadn't set the gametype to Team Elimination we'd be done by now, but no we have to "kill all enemies." Bunch of bullshit..." muttered a bored Team American captain.

     However there is a third voice that says to just let it play out. Others in the NATO clan are tired of the constant games of Global Domination, and haven't been able to get a wink of sleep fearing that their clan might get owned for the first time.

"I say we just let them sort it out, and we all go back to playing my favourite gametype Middle Class Lifestyle. Really I mean there's been worse spawnkilling before, like the time there was all that pwning in the Asia, and Europa maps. Man that shit lasted forever, I never even knew if we were gonna win. Back then though there was no NATO clan, just Team America. I mean really guys theres worse things than spawnkilling. For instance our team was the first to use the gamebreaking Nuclear Warhead, and now no one can use it. Does that make any fucking sense? I think we should really stop meddling in others games.