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Nebtown Gazelle: Prototype Somewhat Amusing

Page history last edited by Bob Dole 14 years, 10 months ago

     Recently our Nebtown Team got a sneak peak at the super-hyped game Prototype with the lead director. Lead director didn't have a name, and was a robot. Here's what our team got from the interview.

Q: What makes Prototype new, and exciting?

A: Well nothing really, it takes a known strategy of open world gameplay, and massive destruction, and puts you in New York. You get to slice through people, and drive most any vehicles like you've done in any other GTA,SAINTS ROW, or any game of the type ever. However you do have to consume someone who knows how to drive a tank first, because you play as an alien type guy of course.

Q: What is the plot of this game?

A: Well the plot is your steriotypical cliched plot of a guy who has severe amnesia. He wakes up with some strange disease, and the disease makes him want to kill people. Nothing you haven't already seen 20 adaptations of.

Q: Anything people not from New York will get a kick out of?

A: Nope unless your from New York or haven't played the pretty decent game Spiderman II your pretty much going to be fucking pissed that yet another game is set in New York.

Q: What vehicles do we get to drive?

A: Tank, helicopter, boat, car, Mechsuit.

Q: Really?

A: Nah I'm just busting your balls.

Q: Whats the name of the character anyway?

A: I don't know, you should check with storyboard, probably something dark and mysterious like Hue G Rection.

Q: Do you personally like the game itself?

A: It's an alright way to spend fifteen minutes when your spent from doing something that's actually important on just about any other game. I remember the best time I had was when I had just ran over twenty people in a tank, and then I realized that I was having more fun than I would have been having going through the actual mission like I was susposed to.

Q: How much does it cost?

A: Too much.

Q: So how about them Mets?

A: Well I'm more of a habs fan.

HAAAAAAADOUKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

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