In a startling turn of events this week, a malevolent horde of mouth-breathing mexicans has invaded the fair (yet canadian) town of Ontario. Sources believe this to be a result of the 'SHIT HITS THE FAN' anonymous terrorist attacks last week, resulting in an off-lining of the nebtown server for an entire day. Luckily enough, Nebual, the soviet leader of nebtown happened to have a copy of a prototype "Nolphin" (Nebcorp Oscillating Dolphin, for those readers who haven't yet heard of this) Expression 2, and quickly turned the server back to its original, hot-off-neb's-coding-table state. In a Press Release earlier today, Nebual did it yet again, showing off his innately superior intellect with a statement. "It seems that the wetbacks have invaded our fair capitol. We must take action. Gimme about five minutes to come up with a cure for cancer, and I'll bargain with them to GTFO." He curled his moustache as he said this puzzling statement and handed a previously unnoticed sheet of paper to an assistant off-stage. Damnit, GTG, It's crap, needs work.

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