Recently the delightful people at the UN have named Bishop the "Greatest Person in History" for all of his work done to humanity. Not many know about the great one Bishop, but that is because he prefers it that way. Bishop however did not grant this with much concern. He'd rather take the modest approach and simply state "I'm just doing my part." The accomplishments of the legendary Bishop are many. Even Bishop himself admits he has lost the exact count of African babies he's saved from starvation, aids victims he's cured, and the date when he cured cancer, but he does remember the great feeling of being that awesome. Where did this great human being come from? We'll the nebtown team had to dig a little deep to find the roots to this mysterious god hero. Or as some call him Master Sergeant Captain Sky Commander Bishop Aerial Division Exec.

[ Damn that's a fine Mars isn't it?]

     After digging into the archives we found much info on the mysterious Bishop. Although his birthdate is unknown, and place of orgin so shrouded in mystery we were able to find out that shortly after his birth, our economy recovered from a great recession. His favourite thing to do according to his mother was to help other children out. He loved the satisfaction of seeing people fulfilled. We talked to his childhood friend Timmy who recounted an instance where Bishop jumped 3 stories, and rescued his cat on the top of a small apartment building. Or the time Timmy broke his leg, and Bishop rose up carrying him even though he was 2 years younger, and flew him to the hospital. Many of his other friends shared similar experiences, but we could only go through so many people out of the 2590 residing in his hometown. When Bishop entered his teen years he knew that he had to extend his cock-smashingly awesome skills to the rest of the world. He set out to rid the world of all of its follys. He knew this would be a hard mission, but he knew could do it. Bishop set out to find an encampment to call home. Eventually he found his virtual way to Nebtown. And as you all know he is the single greatest part of Nebtown. It's a wonder he is not an administrator, but Nebual knows that he cannot physically create a rank that justifies Bishops awesomeness. He is truly a very cool guy, or so he's been told. Recently Bishop also admitted that he is actually the father of Chuck Norris. He had to keep this a secret for quite some time not to ruin Chuck's time in the spotlight. Bishop explained it fully to the Nebtown Crew.

     "You see back in the day, me and Mrs. Norris had a bit of a fling going on. I didn't mean no harm by it, but she was married, and I knew I couldn't keep the sharade up. So I arranged one final shi-bang to end our relationship. It started off well, but gradually it turned into full fledged banging. There was no cockblock to stop it, and apparently no condom strong enough to hold my 13 inch cawk. 3/4 Through it tore viciously through the rubber, and no longer contained in it's plastic prison my little friend did what he did best. Nine months later little Chuck was born. Though many say Chuck was born before his Dad, that is not true for I am as his father.

[Not Strong Enough!]

     After more probing we finally got Bishop to tell us his most favourite achievement out of all 9001, and one of them. It was indeed a tough choice, but he had this to say.

     "Well I have done quite a few things, I particularily liked inventing a regenerative serum to heal anything, and creating an alternate fuel source for automobiles without any side effects, but the greatest thing I think has to be creating Mars. You see back in the day I felt Earth was just a little too close to Jupiter. This being the case I decided to wedge a small piece of rock between us. Incidentally this require alot of rock so I had to take large chunks from earth. The areas I took them from are now called oceans, but bringing life to Earth was worth it wasn't it? After Mars was built my Solar System just seemed so complete you know? I could never leave it to go back to another galaxy I made, I just knew I'd stay here on Earth for the rest of my eternal life."

Bishop, Truly Great.

All hail