Katringa (aka. Kat, Katty, Katrings, KATTEH, Kay, Jat, Jatr, Mat, Katlatze) is a chairwoman of t3h board. To everyone's surprise, Kat is a better and more popular dancer as a zombie than she was as a human. (She was a backup dancer in Michael Jackson's Thriller, she was also his nose.)

She looks something like this:

She is illegally gay married to Neb and her theme song goes something like this.

OH GLORIOUS CUPCAKE

how your soft, cakey texture warms my heart

your perfectly shaped icing brings a smile to my face

as I unleash my passionate hunger upon you and tear you to pieces

bleeding a rainbow of sprinkles onto my previously clean eating surface.

A family portrait (July, 1997)

Katringa's second cousin. For the most part, s/he has little to do with that side of the family.

EVERYONE WANTS THIS

Katringa and the Nebtowners - a guide trough the virtual jungle By Clarence

Clarence: Hi, my names is Mr. Clarence

Clarence: i will be your guide to this amazing tour around the mind of Katringa

Clarence: Katringa may also be known as "Kat" or "KatLatte"

Clarence: but most peaple refers to her as: "That girl knows more E2 thant me - *Mingebag discconected form the game (Fcuk gmod, i suck)"

Clarence: The Katringa belongs to the "Nebtowners" species, or to the "Nebbies", as a cute name.

Clarence: This strange species can be found on "Yogurtastic Nebtown Parck"

Clarence: In this trip trough Nebtown facility we will focus on this uniqe race, called "Kattis Buildus"

Clarence: The Katringa spends most of his real-life time in 3 places, they are:

Clarence: 1- Under her bed, looking for food for his AntLions

Clarence: 2- Sitting in a chair, infront of a computer

Clarence: and finnally, but not less important, 3- Inside Nebual´s bed of "DOOM"

Clarence: Notice that the "DOOM" word is an ALIAS for the world love

Clarence: This word is forbidden at Nebtowns Enrichment and Soup Center becouse of it plans of world domination

Clarence: I am sorry, but i´m not supossed to tell the exact plans of this marvellous company

Clarence: Anyways, lets continue trough this hall please, no photos at this point

Clarence: This place is meant to be seen as the exact reproduction of the virtual-life of Katringas

Clarence: Here you can see what she does, who she speacks to, and lots of other amazing stuff

Clarence: Most of the time she is Nocliping in the air, without moving, with a big E2 advice at her head

Clarence: or just creating something complicated to make a watermelon go SPLAT

Clarence: knowing that a crowbar will work exactly the same

Clarence: At this Life-size representation, we can see Kat talking to an usual Nebtowner

Clarence: this Nebtowner is, nothing else than Fractal

Clarence: they usually discuss Neabuals creations, or Political issues

Clarence: but in this case, we have a unusual talk record, listen carefully please

Clarence: Kat: Look at this! Furries!!!!1!

Clarence: Fractal: Fuck! Wheres my *binded to kill button"?

Clarence: Fractal is dead

Clarence: It was a pretty simple talk

Clarence: but it left us speechless didnt it

Clarence: Lets continue please

Clarence: Sir you cant put that inside the Statues mouth

Clarence: now

Clarence: we are aproaching to the wild area of the Nebtown Facillity

Clarence: you shouldnt worry about the animals

Clarence: they are inside this huge cage just like us

Clarence: and if someone need help just call my assistan, Hugo, he is the one with the shotgun

Clarence: Oh look! a Shark Ragdoll!

Clarence: ok i will continue

Clarence: those ragdolls are left-overs of a now exilied nebtowner called "NatronBlood"

Clarence: he spent his entire life programming an E2 that gave life to the sharks

Clarence: and when he got succsesful, he disapierd

Clarence: i was present that day

Clarence: at first i tought it was a complot of the Nebcorp to steal that amazing chip

Clarence: but then the Nebcorp made a visit to my home and explained what happened

Clarence: I dont want to talk about what happened to Natron or how they made me understand

Clarence: lets contienue again please

Clarence: this is the entrance of the Old sector of the facillity

Clarence: at the dore we can see a huge statue of Nebual, holding an amazing toolgun on his hand, representing the battle of the Particles and how did Nebual created an E2 eraser to finish them off

Clarence: Sir i already told you to not put that inside statues mouths

Clarence: a few months ago, we could go inside this sector of the facility

Clarence: but some incidents with fungus containing made it imposible to survive there, as GlaDOS filled it with a funny smelling gas

Clarence: yes she did

Clarence: and fungus are uncontainable

Clarence: we are aproaching to the finish of this guide trhough this amazing mind

Clarence: filled of secrets, and labrinths, and jelly

KatLatte: WHAT HALF OF THIS STORY WASNT EVEN ABOUT ME

Clarence: SHUT UP

Clarence: DONT STOP MY IMAGINATION

Clarence: erase the mind of katringa and put the Facillity of Nebtown

Clarence: and change the last mind for establishment

Clarence: i will contienue a lil bit more

Clarence: This is the souvenier shop, you can grab anything you want, only if you pay it, of course

Clarence: here you have small statues, Sir you should stop that again

Clarence: puff gravity guns

Clarence: the todays top product is "Eau deu GlaDOS"

Clarence: a french perfume filled with lethal gas

Clarence: i hope everyone enjoyed todays visit

Clarence: i wish i could stay more with you, you were an amazing group to guide, exept of the statue obsessed guy

Clarence: you should get yourselfe analized

Clarence: bye everyone

Clarence: have a nice flight

Clarence: THE END