Oh glorious food!
First up on our list of glorious foods:
Bacon Nachos
This glorious food will clog your arteries faster then you can eat it. While you writhe on the ground from your heart attack you shall gain 4 lbs per second until A) Your body explodes B) Your butthole rips open like goatse or C) You give a blowjob from a furry.
For dessert:
Oreo Cupcake With Built In Milk Cup
This peice of ass will fuck you up. It's a fucking Oreo cupcake. That's like fucking Oreo Ice Cream Cake. It's just fucked. Look at the fucking cookies on the side, this asshole comes with it's own fucking cookies and milk. I bet you wish you came with milk. NOT THAT WAY YOU NASTY PERSON. Fucking milk inside man. You can't just bite into this fucker, you have to fucking drink it! Anyways it's fucking good.
Tim Humps-ton's new doughtnut!
Cap'n Crunch Doughnut
Oh my ripped open asshole, this looks godly. I bet you this shit is crunchy and captainy. With 2 full servings of Captain per servings it'd better be! That's right folks 1000% of your daily reccomended Captain intake in one mother fucking doughnut. This shit is only available at your local Tim Humps-tons, and it will blow your mind with epic goodness. Yes, for those of you asking, that is fucking milk flavoured icing.
From Japan:
Squid and some white Bullshit
That's right. It's Squid and some mystery white bullshit. What the fuck is that? A jellyfish? Your mum? Probably your mum. Look at that fish dude. It's whole, skin on! You can eat that mother fuckers mouth, think about the irony, or you could slurp up the eyeball juices like the perverted cocksucker you are. Yeah I'm talking to you. This thing is fucking slimy, literally.
Forever foods:
Deep Fried Cornflake Twinkie
This my friends is the stuff of legends. What is this? THIS IS TWINKIE. Mother of fucking hell. Look at this little boner. He's got cornflakes on him. That's right these are Rooster approved goodness! That mother fucking bird saw this and had a fucking stroke just looking at it. Nom nom nom.
Comments (23)
Katlatze said
at 4:22 pm on Aug 3, 2009
AWESOME
Shadoh said
at 5:29 pm on Aug 3, 2009
C IS FTW.
Katlatze said
at 7:36 pm on Aug 3, 2009
Shadow your avatar is the best ever.
Jake said
at 2:34 am on Aug 4, 2009
DEPENDS ON WHAT FURRY.
Brian said
at 2:10 pm on Aug 9, 2009
O.O
(account deleted) said
at 3:16 pm on Aug 9, 2009
THIS PAGE EXCEEDS THE KNIGHT INDUSTRIES PREORDANED LMFAO LIMIT.
Katlatze said
at 9:09 am on Aug 11, 2009
LOL FTW
Formode said
at 9:41 am on Aug 11, 2009
Duckslol.
Jake said
at 9:55 am on Aug 11, 2009
Lolsquid
(account deleted) said
at 5:30 pm on Aug 11, 2009
HAHHAA, LMFAO.
Brian said
at 1:17 pm on Aug 12, 2009
NOOOOOOO MY SWEET TWINKIE!!!
Fractal said
at 1:18 am on Aug 19, 2009
I work at Tim Hortons and I take offense to this.
Formode said
at 9:13 am on Aug 19, 2009
I take offense to you working at Tim Hortons. *shrugs*
Brian said
at 12:03 pm on Aug 20, 2009
fractal you work at tim hortons??? O.o
Fractal said
at 2:07 am on Aug 23, 2009
Yep. If I smuggled captain crunch to work I could actually make that donut.
(account deleted) said
at 1:28 pm on Aug 27, 2009
Lmfao..
Brian said
at 6:31 am on Sep 5, 2009
orly???
Brian said
at 6:32 am on Sep 5, 2009
everyone will just probaly die before they can comment
Brian said
at 6:32 am on Sep 5, 2009
oreo with built in milk cup? mmmm i want that
Brian said
at 6:33 am on Sep 5, 2009
the white stuff lookas like noodles to me
Katlatze said
at 10:17 am on Sep 5, 2009
No, that's your mum.
Formode said
at 11:00 am on Sep 5, 2009
His mom is FSM?
Brian said
at 5:28 pm on Apr 26, 2011
Theres a new name for this now its called... EpicMealTime: True Canadians
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